So Ive decided to start a fruitful career as a SoundCloud rapper, and Im calling myself Biggie Sads...
My debut mixtape? Ready to Cry.
What do you call Michael Jackson's debut after bleaching himself?
Back and white
An Old Lady was playing with some Young Boys and spanked them three times.
Juventus (nicknamed the Old Lady) defeated Young Boys 3:0 in the UEFA Champions League. I say that someone with a twisted mind rigged the draw to make sure they play each other. Happy Tuesday with this football/soccer joke marking my debut on this awesome sub.
What is the worst TV show to make your debut on?
To Catch a Predator
Have you heard of Israels biggest pop act?
Their debut album “Shalom and Done” features hit singles like “When You Say Bupkes” and “What Becomes of the Schmucks and Shmendriks”.
TIL that after the filming of The Lion King but before the theatrical debut the actor who plays Iago was arrested and jailed for DUI, luckily on the night of the Hollywood opening
Gilbert got released.
Just found out that global pop megastar Adele ripped off one of my songs for her debut album!
I don’t know if I can be bothered to take her to court over it though. Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing payments?
The real reason Elon Musk sent a convertible into space
He is making his directorial debut by rebooting the 1981 animated sci-fi classic "Heavy Metal".
Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden.
Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, "I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, "I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!" He grabb
What show made its debut on 911?
They say that Fifty Shades of Grey beat the record for highest-grossing debut for an R-rated movie. Actually, it tied it, then beat it.
Mark Wahlberg has requested a pardon for a crime he committed in 1988.
His debut single.
What do you call the debut of a new beer?
A saison premiere!
I hope Kanye West's daughter grows up to become a musician and releases a self-titled debut album.
North by North West. Ba-dum ching.