Dealer

Jokes

What is the only thing a French drug dealer sells?

Oui-d

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What's it called when a drug dealer tests his products?

A business trip.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced it with, but I've been tripping all day.

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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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A popular barber in my town just got arrested for being a drug dealer.

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A barber in my area got arrested for being a drug dealer.

I was his client for many years, and I had no clue that he was a barber.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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My drug dealer is a renowned comedian

He cracks me up

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I bought shoes from my drug dealer

I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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I think I've found the local drug dealer.

He's always standing around with these big sunglasses on.

I just feel sorry that his dog always has to witness that life too.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today

Isnt it funny what you can find in pharmacies' gift/novelty shops?

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Where I live, there's a huge reward if you manage to find the local drug dealer.

You get access to tons of cocaine.

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There's a huge reward if you manage to find the local drug dealer.

You get access to tons of cocaine.

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.

No clue what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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I found the local drug dealer and there's a massive reward for it.

A shit ton of cocaine.

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer.....

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I had a drug test at work today. It came back negative

My dealer has some explaining to do

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There was a drug test at work today...

Mine came back negative. My dealer owes me an explanation.

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Here's a funny joke:

**I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.**

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A barber in my area got arrested for being a drug dealer.

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My drug test came back negative!

My dealer has some explaining to do...

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My drug dealer sold me a pair of sneakers ...

I don’t know what he has laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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I got a pair of shoes from my drug dealer recently..

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day

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My Waterloo

Nice to be back on the road again and especially in the casinos after 6 years suffering from a broken back. Last night huddled around a craps table in my 6th session (game) my profits over 2 grand; those who placed bets with me cheering me on, when I had to stop. “Sorry folks, the old war wound is making me bow out for awhile.” So many groans from around the table as the boxman colored


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As soon as my son walked through the door, I could tell by the concerned look on his face something was wrong. I asked what was up and he groaned, "Well pops, the turn signals on my car just went out and I'm not really sure what to do, first car and all, yeah?"

I laughed, "Oh, is *that* all it is!? Look, don't worry about it. Just take it to the dealer and ask for a free refill of blinker fluid!"

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A Drug Dealer

***I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.***

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One Morning

One morning ***I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised***. She then said to me "***I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.***" she is clearly an angry person and still upset that I lost my job" but it was not my fault! ***My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.***

I then went to the bank to get some m


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My Life!

One morning I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. She then said to me "I'm so good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed." she is clearly an angry person and still upset that I lost my job" but it was not my fault! My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.

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Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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What do you get when you cross a black with a Jew?

A drug dealer named DeShawn Goldberg who only accepts payments in coins.

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Arms Dealer?

Would those who make upper extremity prosthetics be known as "arms dealers"?

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Why did the duck go to drug dealer

Quack

(Yea I know it’s terrible but I’m at the park and I just saw some ducks, so yea)

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A drugaddict was going to buy some drugs from a drug dealer

when they finally met, the drug dealer asked: so... what do want?

client: I want some uh... Coke.

drug dealer: is pepsi ok?

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I dont know what he laced them with, but Ive been tripping all day.

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What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?

A prostitute can just wash her crack and resell it..

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What school did my drug dealer go to?

High school.

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Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.

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New Harley-Davidson

One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike, the dealer asks if he would like some extra chrome protection added to the bill. The young man is upset because he does not have the extra money, and is now afraid that the chrome will rust as soon as it gets wet.


The dealer tells him not to worry. There is an old bi


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I wasn't able to buy a new car because the dealer told me it would cost a bomb

I only had a RPG

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Would you rather trust your child with a crack dealer or a priest?

Neither because the priest will molest them,

and the crack head will sell them to the priest

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Do you know where I can find the poop dealer?

I heard he’s got some good shit.

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I recently bought some shoes off of my drug dealer

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day

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A midget with a speech impediment

A midget with a speech impediment goes to buy a Horse,"I want a female horth"he said to the dealer,

The dealer shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth."can I thee her eyes? the dealer picks him up shows him her eyes .

"can i see her twot?" he pulls open the mares pussy, picks him up and shows him it .

The midget says"i&


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I dont think I got the part as a cocaine dealer in my tv show audition



I totally messed up my lines…

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I dont think I got the part as a cocaine dealer in my tv show audition



I totally messed up my lines…

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I dont think I got the part as a cocaine dealer in my tv show audition


I totally messed up my lines…

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I dont think I got the part as a cocaine dealer in my tv show audition

I totally messed up my lines…

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