Daydream

Jokes

Many people daydream about being on the top of Mount Everest,

It turns out they're already super high.

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Once in a while I daydream about having an island-themed wedding at the beach, where everyone wears Hawaiian shirts and flip flops.

I'd want it planned for a particularly chilly day in December or January. When the ceremony is well underway and our vows are just about to be taken, I'd leave my bride-to-be at the altar.

Just so when people ask why I'd do such a horrible, devastating thing, I can tell them I got cold feet.


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