Friend 1: "Comeon dude, your just like my colon"
Friend 2: "Wow, is your colon beautiful, smart, and a dashing young man?"
Friend 1: "No, it's full of crap"
Kim was dashing down the highway
I guess you could say she was kardashian
A farmer was working out in the field with his three daughters one day when he saw a car approach
A strapping young man stepped out of the car and approached the farmer confidently.
'Hello sir. My name's Dean, and I'm here to take Jean to the dairy Queen'
The farmer respects the lads courteous approach and says, 'Alright Jean off you go, you kids enjoy yourselves'. Not five minutes later, another car pulls up and another dashing young man
It's almost christmas, time to start getting into that spirit
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb stuck to my back,
I've got a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot by the US Military.
I was a dashing young man.
I dashed the hopes of my parents, my teachers, my rabbi...
Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids.
Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?
What happens when Korean dictators are bad drivers?
"Uncle Sam looks so dashing and distinguished, even after the divorce..."
Why does Uncle Sam look so clean and dashing?
What do you call a fat ass driving a car real fast?
I saw this really handsome guy running through a blizzard the other day...
He was dashing through the snow.