Daredevil

Jokes

Im sad because they canceled Daredevil

And he never got to see it.

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Daredevil got cancelled by Netflix.

The only person who didn't see it coming was Matt Murdock himself.

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Netflix cancels Daredevil...

Well, that's one thing Matt Murdock didn't see coming.

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Whats the one thing common between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil ?

Both of them lost their vision.

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It would be awesome if they made a DareDevil VR game

I can’t see it though

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What do daredevil and scarlet witch have in common? (Spoiler)

They both lost their vision

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What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?

Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..

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(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)

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Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman

Does that make him blind as a bat?

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What does Daredevil and Scarlet Witch have in common?

They both love red and lost their Vision

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What's similar between Scarlet Witch and Daredevil? spoilers

The both lost their vision

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What do Daredevil and Scarlet Which have in common?

They both lost their vision

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Have you heard of the new Daredevil game?

It's going to be from his point of view.

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(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

"You're such a Frank Castle."

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Where does Daredevil sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

*Revised from an earlier attempt.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers?

Because he doesn't work with Vision´╗┐

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What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism?

A Stunted Stunt Stunter.

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Why does Daredevil worry about getting fat?

He never watches what he eats.

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DAREDEVIL: What did one avocado say to the other?

We're both lawyers.

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Good Job Private Daredevil!

A sergeant was passing the barracks after lights out, when he
heard some voices from inside. He slammed open the door, and
shouted:

Listen, you guys! A few minutes ago, you all heard me say good
night. What you must realize, is that when I say "Good Night,"
what I really mean is "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

The room instantly fell sile


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Daredevil walks past a fish market.

sniffff... Is it that time of the month?

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Last night, Daredevil beat me up and took my money.

I was robbed blind.

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Heard about Sony's daredevil spelunking team?

They only cave when they perceive a risk.

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From an Obit: He was always a daredevil

His last words were "Watch this."

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Did you hear about the daredevil amputation doctor?

They say he’s a real wrist-taker!

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