Dago

Jokes

Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires?

Dago through rain
Dago through mud
Dago through snow
And when Dago flat
Dago wop-wop-wop-wop...

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Yodas short, talks funny, has a name that ends in a vowel, and lived in a system with dago in the title.

It’s pretty clear he was Italian.

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How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?

Dago Bah

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What do sheeps sound like in Star Wars?

Dago-baaahhhh

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I'm only half Italian...

"Is the half of you in your hands when you talk?"
-No, my feet.
-Where I go, dago.

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Why can't helicopters fly over Vatican City?

Dago 'Wop Wop Wop'

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Have you heard about the new Italian all-weather tire?

Dago in mud, dago in snow, dago in rain, and if dago flat dago wop wop wop wop wop.

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Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago through snow, dago through mud, dago through water but when dago flat dago wop, wop, wop!

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Did you hear about the Italian tires?

Dago through snow, dago through mud, dago through water but when dago over nail dago wop, wop, wop!

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Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago here, dago there, and when dago flat, dago wop wop wop.

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What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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Did you hear about the new Italian tires?

Dago through mud, Dago through snow, and when dago flat dago WOP, WOP, WOP.



originally told to me by an italian american roomate, cheers to Dago Red from Chicago

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What noise does an Italian drum make?

Dago wop!

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What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

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Have You Heard About the New Italian Sports Cars?

Dago up a hill, dago down a hill, and when they get a flat tire, dago wop-wop-wop-wop-wop.

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How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?

Dago wop wop wop

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