Daffy

Jokes

Elmer Fudd and Daffy Duck break into a bank...

Elmer says "I willy think that joke about the distillery was wascist..."

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Daffy duck rings the hotel desk and asks for a condom.
They ask " shall we put it on your bill" he says" are you thucking thupid I'll thuffocate!"

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Bugs Bunny have Daffy Duck a case of PTSD

So Daffy went to a quack ...

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What did the mafia goon do when Daffy didn't pay back the loan shark?

He worked on de duck shins.

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Daffy Duck is a massive tit

If his initials are anything to go by.

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Daffy Duck is a massive tit.

If his initials are anything to go by.

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You hear about that crazy pickle who thought he was a flower?

What a daffy dill!

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Daffy Duck is at a convention

...and a groupie comes back to his hotel room and things start to get a bit hot and heavy, and after a while she says to Daffy, "Say, do you have any... you know, *protection*?"

And Daffy says "No, I kinda forgot to bring any, but that's OK, I'll just call reception," and he picks up the phone and taps the number and says, "Hello, room three one tw


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Warner Brothers is doing a Star Wars movie starring Daffy Duck.

May the Fourth Be With You

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Daffy Duck was in a hotel room, he called room service and asks for a condom, receptionist says shall we put it on your bill? Daffy replied.

Are you thucking thupid I'll thuffocate.

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NSW Bugs Bunny helps Daffy Duck understand the Theory of Relativity.

Bugs and Daffy are chilling in their dorm at the Looney Tunes University. Clearly frustrated with his physics homework, Daffy slams his textbook, and tells Bugs "This Theory of Relativity crap is confusing the fuck out of me any chance you can help me understand this shit?"

Bugs calms his friend down, and assures Daffy, that he will help him understand the concept behind sa


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