What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs hanging above your window?

What do Captain Curt and toilet paper have in common?

They both fight cling ons around your anus

(Klingons around Uranus)

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs, hanging above a window?

Curt & Rod

What do you call two brothers hanging on your window?

Curt and Rod...

I got a call from my sons music teacher today.

He said, “You have a little Curt Cobain on you hands.”

I said, “You mean he’s a great singer?”

He said, “No I mean he just shot himself in the head with a gun.”

Curt Cobain must have had ADHD

Because his mind was all over the place

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs above a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs above your window

Curt and Rod
(Curtain Rod)

What do you call a dumb musician?

Curt Nobrain....

What color were Curt Cobain's eyes?

Blew

One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary...

It ended with a bang.

Why was Andy Warhol always so curt in interviews?

He did not want to have to repeat himself.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on top of a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call two tall skinny guys looking out a window?

Curt n' Rod