Curt

Jokes

What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs hanging above your window?

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What do Captain Curt and toilet paper have in common?

They both fight cling ons around your anus

(Klingons around Uranus)

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What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs, hanging above a window?

Curt & Rod

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What do you call two brothers hanging on your window?

Curt and Rod...

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I got a call from my sons music teacher today.

He said, “You have a little Curt Cobain on you hands.”

I said, “You mean he’s a great singer?”

He said, “No I mean he just shot himself in the head with a gun.”

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Curt Cobain must have had ADHD

Because his mind was all over the place

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs above a window?

Curt and Rod


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What do you call 2 men with no arms and no legs above your window

Curt and Rod
(Curtain Rod)

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What do you call a dumb musician?

Curt Nobrain....

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What color were Curt Cobain's eyes?

Blew

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One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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I just finished watching the Curt Cobain documentary...

It ended with a bang.

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Why was Andy Warhol always so curt in interviews?

He did not want to have to repeat himself.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging on top of a window?

Curt and Rod

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What do you call two tall skinny guys looking out a window?

Curt n' Rod

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