Cunning

Jokes

What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?

Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..

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(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)

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What's the difference between a clever midget and an std?

One's cunning runt while the other's a running cunt

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Why do guys tell jokes when trying to pick up women?

Because ladies love cunning linguists

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Did you hear about the lesbian English teacher who liked giving oral sex?

She was a cunning linguist.

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What's the difference between a magic wand and a police taser?

One is for cunning stunts ...

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What do you get when Redditors come up with a brilliant idea?

A punning clan with a cunning plan!

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A friend of mine can become fluent in any language in less than a week.

I guess you could say he’s a cunning linguist.

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What's the difference between a Metallica movie and a Ariana Grande concert film?

One's a Cunning Stunt...

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What's the difference between the circus and the Rockettes?

One's full of cunning stunts.

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"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?"

"The circus has a bunch of cunning stunts....

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What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning cunts.

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What is the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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Whats the difference between a woman jogging and a genius midget NSFW

One’s a cunning runt.

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What is the difference between a clever midget and a vinereal disease?

One is a cunning runt and the other is a running cunt.

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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?


A circus has many cunning stunts.

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Pygmies

What’s the difference between a village of Pygmies and a girls track team?



Pygmies are cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a whorehouse and a circus?

A circus display cunning stunts, and a whorehouse has a great display of stunning c*ts

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If you have ever heard Trump's grammar while he speaks

You'd know that he's no cunning linguist.

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What's the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

One is a cunning runt.

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Whats the difference between an all female marathon and a group of pygmies

The pygmies are cunning runts

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What's the difference between a band of pygmies and a woman's track team?

**The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...**

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What is the difference between a circus and a sorority?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts.

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Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?

He pulled a little sneaky on you.









Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?

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The Squire Joke

There was once a faraway kingdom near a lake. When the king died, he portioned up his kingdom for his three sons. The eldest received the most prime piece of land and control of the king's 10 finest knights, each with 10 fine squires. The second son received a decent piece of land and command of the king's 5 pretty okay knights and their 5 pretty okay squires. The youngest received a sma


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What's the difference between a midget con-man and an unpleasant female track star?

One is a cunning runt.

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The ghosts have begun planning for Halloween this year

Beware, they're quite the cunning strategeists

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NSFW: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a woman's track team?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

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Whats the different between a midget and STD?

One's a cunning runt, and ones a running cunt?

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What's the difference between a circus and a whore house?

One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Whats the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?

A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS

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What is more cunning than a Fox?

A cunning Lingus.

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What's the difference between a mischievous child and a woman on her period?

One of them is a cunning runt.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pygmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

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TIL...

It's really hard for a woman to say "I love cunning linguists" 10 times fast without sounding like a freak. It also gives guys a hard time.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

EDIT: A collection of other spoonerisms for your reading pleasure. And stop giving me sh... about not fu... cussing, you godd... motherfu... hookers.

/u/whitefoot /u/thumpas /u/owlve - What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.

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What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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What's the difference between a whore house and a circus?

One has cunning stunts....

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What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?

One has a cunning array of stunts.......

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Whats the difference between a brothel and a circus?

The latter is a cunning array of stunts.

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What is the difference between a bank robbery and Donald Trump?

Robbing a bank is a cunning stunt...

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Went on a date with a guy who was sure to go down on me, but he wouldnt shut up!

Turns out he was a cunning linguist.

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What do you call a man that can blow a woman's mind with just his tongue?

A cunning linguist

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Whats the difference between a all girls track tram, and pigmey people?

one is a cunning bunch of runts

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What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

One's an array of cunning stunts...

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Whats the difference between a womens track team and a Pygmy village?

The Pygmy village is a bunch of cunning runts.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmys and a women's track team?

One is a cunning band of runts.

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Nsfw Whats the difference between a circus and a whore house?

One is a cunning array of stunts, the other is a stunning array of cunts.

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A husband is convinced his wife has a secret life as a prostitute, so he has a cunning plan to find out if his theory is true.

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What kind of sexual intercourse involves large amounts of wordplay?

Cunnilingus from a cunning linguist.

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My wife's coworker is a cunning linguist.

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