Cultivate

Jokes

Pithy saying from my Dad....

When asked about growing a beard or mustache, his comment was...

"Why cultivate around your mouth what grows wild around your ass"

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My Worst Joke Ever

The keys to having good jokes are WISDOM of your subject, the POWER to cultivate your audience, and the COURAGE to use good PUNcuation

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Saul Epstein was taking an oral exam in his English as a Second Language class...

Saul was asked to spell "cultivate," and he spelled it correctly.
He was then asked to use the word in a sentence, and, with a big smile,
responded: "Last vinter on a very cold day, I vas vaiting for a bus, but
it vas too cultivate, so I took the subvay home."

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