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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

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A crusty old man walks into a bank...

A crusty old man walks into a bank & says to the teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
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Another Bread Joke

Why did the bread take a bath?
It was getting a little crusty

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What's the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a dirty bus stop?

One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station

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Whats the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a beat down bus stop?

One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

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What's the difference between and old dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustation

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What the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean!

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Whats the difference between a Greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What does a dirty bus station and a crab with big boobs have in common?

One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean 🦞 (nothing)

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Whats the distance between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big breasts?

One is a crusty bus station and the other one is a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between a lobster with big boobs and a dirty bus station?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a lactating lobster and a trashed bus stop?

One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a dirty waiting area for public transport and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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A crusty, old pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender notices a giant ship's wheel protruding from his belt buckle.

As the bartender sets down the drink, his curiosity gets the better of him, so he says, "Hey, forgive me for staring, but I couldn't help but notice that giant ship's wheel on your crotch. What's that all about?"

To which the pirate replies, "Aye matey, 'tis no real mystery you see, but it's been drivin' me nuts."


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Whats the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job...

Ones a crusty bus station, and the other’s a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?



One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bust stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's busty crustacean.

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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.

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What the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with big boobs

Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustaceans

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Whats the difference between a crab with boobs and a dirty bus stop?

One’s a busty crustacean, and one’s a crusty bus station.

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between an old, dirty bus stop and lobster with large breasts?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean

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What's the difference a bus stop in the ghetto and a crab with a boob job?

One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a Detroit bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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What is the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a dirty bus stop?

One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean!

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What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.

One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot?

...One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between a dirty subway, and a lobster with breast implants?

Ones a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.

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A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." And with that said, the secretary leaves her desk and walks into the pastor's study t


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Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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An Old Crusty Farmer Finally Gets Married

When heading out of the church with his new bride, the newly wed couple hop up on his horse drawn buggy to head to their honeymoon. The farmer grabs the reigns and says ,"YAW HORSE YAW"

...the horse does nothing

So the farmer climbs off the buggy, gets right into the horses face and says, "That's one"

The farmer climbs back up, grabs


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What is the difference between a Greyhound bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus station and a crab with breast implants?


ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Lobster with Tits!

What’s the difference between a 🦞 lobster with tits and a filthy bus terminal station 🚉 ?

One is a busty crustacean and the other, a crusty bus station!

Thanks for reading. If you think you will tell this joke in the next 24hrs, I will gladly take karma pts. Otherwise, have a splendid day


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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dirty old bus station and a lobster with boobs?

One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.

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What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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Whats the difference between a dirty bus station and a crab with breast implants?

One is Crusty Bus Station and the other is a Busty Crustacean...

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Crusty but rich old guy asks his trophy wife if she'd like something special for their 10th anniversary.

Long-suffering wife: How about a divorce? That would be really special.
Husband: I wasn't planning to spend that much . . .

(Not original of course.)

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What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with implants?

One of them's a crusty bustation and the other one is a busy crustacean

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What's the difference between a lobster with tits and a dirty bus stop?

One is crusty bus station and one is a busty crustation

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Whats the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with big boobs?

One’s a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean

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