There are so many memes about Garlic Bread
They’re all pretty crummy.
A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.
The crummy little bastards...
What's the difference between a crummy bus stop and a crab with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Why did cookie go to the hospital?
Because it was feeling crummy.
Why did the cookie visit the doctors office?
because he was feeling a little crummy!
What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar?
What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?
A crummy thief!
Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling a little crummy.
Crummy Valentines jokes
If my heart were ground beef, you would be the charcoal that cooks my fat out and kills my bacteria.
If my heart were a toothpick, it would pick you.
If love were a streetcorner in Baltimore, you'd be my crack dealer
If my heart were a mexican goat, you would be el chupacabra
If our love were milk, it would be curdled and coagulated beyond t