Crummy

Jokes

There are so many memes about Garlic Bread

They’re all pretty crummy.

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A family of gingerbread people lives next door to me. I hate their kids.

The crummy little bastards...

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What's the difference between a crummy bus stop and a crab with breast implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean

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Why did cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy.

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Why did the cookie visit the doctors office?

because he was feeling a little crummy!

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What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar?

Crummy

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What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Crummy Valentines jokes

If my heart were ground beef, you would be the charcoal that cooks my fat out and kills my bacteria.

If my heart were a toothpick, it would pick you.

If love were a streetcorner in Baltimore, you'd be my crack dealer

If my heart were a mexican goat, you would be el chupacabra

If our love were milk, it would be curdled and coagulated beyond t


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