Crumbling

Jokes

My body is like a temple

Old, crumbling, and probably haunted.

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My body is a temple

ancient and crumbling and probably cursed.

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My body is a temple!

Old, crumbling and capitalised on by my employer.

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Is it wrong to hate a certain race?

Every time I look at the cross country schedule, we play a certain high school, and their track really sucks. They are a very poor school and honestly it feels like the track is crumbling under my feet.

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My life is crumbling

What do the twin towers and my life have in common? I jump before it starts to crumble.

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The solar power industry is crumbling...

Rest In Piezoelectrics

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The once was a doctor who owned a inn....

There once was a doctor who lived in a small town and owned a inn called the Spanish Inn.
Everyone in town knew and trusted the doctor and he was admired.
One day his inn burned down and the authorities believed it was his wiring and he was tried for arson. During the trial his wife breaks down and says the doctor burned the inn himself for the insurance money since the inn was old an


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A Paris cheese shop is hit by a German rocket moments after being evacuated by the Americans. "Watch out for debris!" shouts the owner to a GI standing in the ruins of the crumbling shop.

"Fuck off and save your own damn Brie" the GI called back, moments before being killed by a falling piece of masonry.

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