If Jesus had his second coming, I doubt hed let anyone crucify him.
Nobody double-crosses Jesus
What kind of moves does 242 year old ink bust out on the dance floor?
Fucking crucify me
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Edit: OMFG IM SO SORRY I REPOSTED A JOKE FORGIVE MY SINS DON'T CRUCIFY ME PLEASE REDDIT
When in Rome...
Best one liner jokes
I didn't ready the sidebar so crucify me if need be.
I was just looking for the best one liner jokes you've ever heard. Clean or dirty, doesn't matter.
One that always gets me: Have you heard about the depressed, cross eyed girl? She never looked forward to anything.