Crucify

Jokes

If Jesus had his second coming, I doubt hed let anyone crucify him.

Nobody double-crosses Jesus

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What kind of moves does 242 year old ink bust out on the dance floor?

Indapendance

Fucking crucify me

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!


Edit: OMFG IM SO SORRY I REPOSTED A JOKE FORGIVE MY SINS DON'T CRUCIFY ME PLEASE REDDIT

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When in Rome...

Crucify Jesus

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Best one liner jokes

I didn't ready the sidebar so crucify me if need be.

I was just looking for the best one liner jokes you've ever heard. Clean or dirty, doesn't matter.

One that always gets me: Have you heard about the depressed, cross eyed girl? She never looked forward to anything.

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