Crowning

Jokes

My mom always said I'd never accomplish anything other than being born.

To be fair to her, that was my crowning achievement.

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Everyone makes a big deal about all the work mothers put into childbirth...

But no one mentions that for the baby, it's a crowning achievement!

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What do you call a midwesterner's crowning achievement?

A magnum ope-us.

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Whats every mothers crowning achievement?

Their child.

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Giving birth...

Is a crowning achievement.

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How can you tell the royal baby is coming?

The crowning...

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All lives begin...

...with a crowning achievement.

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So a dentist just finished his first root canal...

I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.

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Did you hear about the baby with the gigantic, record-setting head?

The mother called it a crowning achievement.

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