Babies are the opposite of cell phones.
When grandparents are holding children there's no explaining how to play the preinstalled games.
Peekaboo doesn't have a 15 page TOS.
I held my baby up to take a picture and got cropped into Lion King by a Facebook friend.
There's no vomit emoji on my cell phone.
I saw a picture online that had Dre, Seuss, and House cropped into the background.
Clearly it had been doctored.
The farmer thought the picture showed too much land...
...so he cropped it!
What happened when the farmer took a picture with his camera?
The photo came out grainy and poorly cropped