Croaked

Jokes

A man came home and found his wife in bed with another man.

He challenged the stranger to a duel. They walked into another room and closed the door. Then the man said to the stranger, "Why should any of us die? Let's both shoot into the air, then we fall to the floor and wait. She will sprint in. To whomever she will rush, let that man have her." The stranger agreed. They both shot into the air and fell to the floor. The wife rushed in, look


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What were the dying frogs last words?

Who knows? He croaked before he could say them.

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So did any of you hear about the guy who got ran over yesterday?

They say he leap-frog'd right into trafic and has undeniably croaked. I guess you can say he kermit suicide.

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Why was the frog at the funeral?

Because he "croaked"

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What did the frog say when it got ran over?

Nothing. It just croaked

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Now that Scalia, the bullfrog of SCOTUS, has passed away...

Can we say he finally croaked?

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What do frogs and Donald Trump have in common?

You wouldn't give a damn if one of them croaked

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I shot a frog once.

It croaked.

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Ever been picked up by the fuzz?

There was this geriatric woman who thought she needed some toughening to cope with today's world, and decided to join a gang.

She rocked up to the Hell's Angels bikers club and tapped on the door. "Excuse me, sirs, I'd like to join your club if you please" she croaked in her feeble voice.

A grunt came from inside, "Ha! You got no chance, wo


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Did you hear about the toad that was run over by a lawnmower?

He croaked.

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My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night

He'd been mute for years

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Did you hear the one about the unlucky bullfrog?

It croaked.

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Did you hear about the widowed frog that got remarried?

His first wife croaked!

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