Croak

Jokes

A little girl asks her granddad

"Would you make a frog noise for me"

Why, asks the granddad confused.

The little girl replies "Dad says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland"

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A little asks her granddad.

"Would you make a frog noise for me"

Why, asks the granddad confused.

The little girl replies "Dad says when you croak we are all going to Disneyland"

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What is a frogs favorite sport?

Croak-et!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

Frogs, they croak every night.

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Originally posted this in r/funny, was a joke my 9yo told me last night..

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Two friends were playing a game

The game was where one person would hide a bunch of fake frogs alongside one real one. If the person were to hear a croak, they’d have to determine if it were real or fake. If they thought a fake frog croak was real, they lost. If they found the real frog croak, they won.

Billy was playing with Joe and it was Billy’s turn to find the croaks. Billy first passed by his son&r


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Two Friends Were Playing A Game

The game was where one person would hide a bunch of fake frogs alongside one real one. If the person were to hear a croak, they’d have to determine if it were real or fake. If they thought a fake frog croak was real, they lost. If they found the real frog croak, they won.

Billy was playing with Joe and it was Billy’s turn to find the croaks. Billy first passed by his son&r


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Two frogs are sitting by a pond

First frog says *Croak*, Second says *Croak*.

The first says *Croak*, second responds *Croak*.

First shouts *Croak*, second says *Croak*.

First says *Croak*, second says *Croak Croak*

First says "Don't change the topic, man!"

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A little boy asks grandpa to make a noise like a frog. Grandpa asks why?

Because mummy said the moment you croak is when we're all going to Disneyland!

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What do frogs drink?

CROAK-a Cola !! ;-)

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What did the frog say to the fox, at the end of the river?

Croak Croak Croak

Sorry.

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Which toad is a great actor?

Russell Croak

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Whats a frogs favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What soft drink do frogs drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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What do frogs eat for dessert?

Croak-embouche

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Make a noise like a frog

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog be


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Make a noise like a frog

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog be


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Make a noise like a frog

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog be


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An Arabic man is helplessly wandering through the desert when he comes across a Jewish tie salesman.

"Water! Water!" The Arabic man cries.

"I have no water, only ties. Would you like to purchase a tie?" Replies the Jewish tie salesman.

"No!" Exclaims the Arabic man, "I need water! Tell me where there's water!"

"I know where there is water. 20 miles east, there is a village with abundance of water there.&qu


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What did one toad say to another

You croak me up

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A little girl asks her grandpa, "Would you make a frog noise for me, Grandpa?"

The grandpa, confused, asks, "Why?"

The little girl replies, "Dad says when you croak we are all going to
Disneyland".

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Man, I mess my frog father.

He died of a croak.

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What did the frog order at the new diner?

French flies and a diet croak.

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Little Girl talking to her Grandpa

"Grandpa, make a noise like a frog."

"Why?"

"Cause Daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."

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What is a frog's favorite soda?

Croak-a-cola

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I used to hate going to weddings...

...when old, withered aunties would lurch up to me, poke me in the ribs and croak "You're next! You're next!". I eventually put an end to it by doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?"

Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot of money when you croak."

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What do you get...

Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Frogs and humans can croak...

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What do you call a frog spy.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent!

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What brand of butter do frogs eat?

Country Croak.

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A young boy asked his grandad to do his frog impression...

Grandad: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "Do your frog impression!"
Grandad: "What frog impression?"
Boy: "Mum says: When you croak, we can go to Disney World!"

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Horrible joke I made up as a kid

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Innocent little girl !!

"Would you make a frog noise for me?" The grandad, confused asks, "why?" The little girl replies, "dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland".

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What is a toads favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola! HEHEHE

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

'Cause they all go there to croak!

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GRANPA, GRANPA CROAK LIKE A FROG

 

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa.  When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room.  "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

 

"What?" said her Gra


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There were three little boys visiting their grandparents.

The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, "Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, "No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."

So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, "Will you please make a sound like a frog?" Grandpa again says, "No, not now. I don't re


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Fairy tale involving a Bishop.

A long time ago, in a land far away, there was a Bishop.

He was wandering trough a sunny field, reading his Bible and praising the beauties of Creation, while a croak stopped him.

He looked down and, besides a small bush, he saw a Frog who told him:

"Bishop, Bishop! Please kiss me!"

The Bishop was disgusted at the Frog's proposal a


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