Crisis

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We must terminate your child

Doc: Ma’am we must terminate the child

Mom: Why?

Doc: He will grow up to play THE GAME

Bystander 1: Not-

Bystander 2: FORTNITE

(Hears bass boosted default dance music)

Everyone: THE WORLD CRISIS HAS STARTED

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Why was the 2 year old baby with leukemia crying?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Why is the antivaxxer's 2 year old crying

Midlife crisis

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Antivax joke

Why was the antivax 3 year old crying?



Mid-life crisis

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Tax? A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis

A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into
a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.
"That will be $1.08, please," says the clerk.
"What's the 8 cents for?" asks the blonde.
"It says one dollar right here on the packaging."
"Tax," replies the clerk.
"Gee", says the blonde,
"I thought


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Did you hear about the maternal nurse who ran off with a doctor?

It was a midwife crisis.

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Im 45 years old and I just bought my very first sports car. My girlfriend thinks Im going through a midlife crisis.

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Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995?

No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug..

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Did you hear about the great ginger ale crisis of 1995?

No? I guess it must have been schwepped under the rug....

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Why was the anti-vaxx baby crying?

It was going through a mid life crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxers 2 year old child crying?


mid-life crisis

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Why was the 3 year old antivax child crying?

Midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxers three-year-old child crying?

Mid-life crisis.

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Why was the anti-waxxers 4 years old child crying?

Mid-life crisis.

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Why was the anti vaxxers 4 year old child crying

mid life crisis 😂

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Why do anti vax babies cry so much more than other babies??

Because they're having a midlife crisis.

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You know the anti-vaxx family's kid in the second grade? He's got problems...

He's got a mid life crisis.

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Why was the 2 year old unvaccinated kid crying?

He was having a midlife crisis.

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Why did the anti-vax baby cry?

They were having their midlife crisis

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Why did the anti-vax baby cry?

He was having his midlife crisis.

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What does a 5 year old, anti-vaxxer's child suffer from?

Midlife Crisis

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What do you call a nightclub for people in their 40s?

Midnight Crisis

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What was 2 year old non-vaccinated kid crying?

He was in midlife crisis

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What do you call a 4 year old unvaccinated child throwing a tantrum

Midlife crisis

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I was having trouble leaving the building as the ways out were not clearly marked.

I was having an exit stencil crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxxers 4 year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxers 4 year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

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What do you say when your cheese platter falls on the floor?

Cheeses crisis!

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What do you call an unvaccinated 2 year old having a tantrum?

A mid-life crisis

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What do you call an unvaccinated 3 year old having a temper tantrum?

A mid-life crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxxer's two year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

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Why did the anti-vax 2yr old cry?

Midlife crisis!

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What do you call a crying sister?

A crisis.

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Why was the Anti-Vaxxer's 4 year old crying?

Midlife crisis

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Why did the unvaccinated 2 year old cry?

He was having a mid life crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxxers 2 year old crying?

Mid-life crisis

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Why was the unvaccinated kid crying ?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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What do you call a temper tantrum of the child of an anti-vaxxer?

A midlife crisis.

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Why did the bodybuilder have a midlife crisis?

He lost his whey

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Why was the unvaccinated 2 year old crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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Why was the anti-vaxxers 3 year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

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What do you have when your sister starts crying?

You have a crisis.

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Why are unvaccinated kids always crying?

They're having a midlife crisis

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What does an anti-vax baby go through when it's 2 years old?

A midlife crisis.

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A can of deodorant was having an identity crisis...

So he goes to see a therapist

"Help me doctor! I'm having an identity crisis", the deodorant says.

The therapist is silent for a few moments, before making a suggestion.

"Ok, let's start with something simple" he says.

"Tell me what type of deodorant you are."

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Why did the 3 year old, unvaccinated child cry?

Mid-life crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxxer's baby crying?

It's was going through a mid-life crisis.

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Why was the anti-vaxxers 4 year old crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

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If opiods are such a huge crisis in America...

how come I can quit anytime I want?

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If opiods are such a high crisis in America...

how come I can quit anytime I want?

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