Crestfallen

Jokes

I dropped my toothpaste yesterday.

I was crestfallen.

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I just dropped my toothpaste

i was crestfallen

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Why was the man so sad after he knocked over his toothpaste?

because he was crestfallen.

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Two Conspiracy Theorists Die...

...as they stand before God waiting to be judged, God tells them that they each may ask him one question they have always wanted to be answered and he would answer it.

One of the conspiracy theorists steps forward and asks “who was REALLY behind 9/11?”

Before God can answer, the second one steps forward and says “can you confirm that vaccines cause aut


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After seeing all of his tubes of toothpaste lying strewn on the floor of his office, the dentist was full of emotion.

He was truly Crestfallen.

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"I dropped my toothpaste"...

...he said, crestfallen.

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Slipped on a tube of toothpaste this morning.

I was crestfallen.

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An Irishman has elocution lessons.

He's sick of people thinking he's thick because of his accent. He spends a week in an intensive course and comes out speaking the Queen's best English.

His first day out he goes into a shop and says to the man behind the counter "Hello old boy I'll have a copy of The Times and some cigars please."

The man looked at him and said "you�


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Last night I dropped my toothpaste on the floor.

I was crestfallen.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

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