Creek

Jokes

2 explorers in the wild wild west find a river

\- hey john how do we name this river
\- well it flows from that hill and it dries up in the summer so...
\- pls dont say butte creek
\- butte creek
\- god dammit john

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My wife agreed to have anal sex with me so long as I dressed up as a canoeist.

2 minutes into it and the wife started crying, she turned round to me and snarled "I'm really disappointed that I gave this to you and you've made no effort with the costume whatsoever"
It was at this point that I realised I was up shit creek without a paddle

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What's the zip code and phone number for Dawson's Creek?

90108 / 409-2304

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Craig lost his phone at the creek.

Craig's mom: Craig, I've been texting you where is your phone?

Craig: I left it charging **in a bush** at the creek.

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So they're developing a gay version of Dawson's Creek

Its gonna be called Dawson's Greek

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What's the zip code for Dawson's creek?

90108

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What is the area code for Dawsons Creek

90108

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When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...

Europa creek with no paddle.

I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.

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The Butcher Dance

A guy has spent five years traveling all around the world making a documentary on Native dances. At the end of this time, he has every single native dance of every indigenous culture in the world on film. He winds up in Australia, in Alice Springs, so he pops into a pub for a well earned beer. He gets talking to one of the local Aborigines and tells him about his project. The Aborigine asks the gu


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"Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American women at leadt speak Northern dad!"

"Alright, my son."

"Reet Lad, ther was this utter wankstain graftin on me bird and propa doin me nut in so a dun is heed in reet. Then some knobcheese fukin shoved is heed up is own arse and mackes some bloody time travel sheit to mack well bloody sure your ol mary gets the meat and tey vedge lad. Sey I comes holm from tha to bleedin' well discover me knob's u


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A man visits a a lovely old couple for dinner.

The man sits down after the table has been set. The man looks down and says, "these dishes are still dirty!" The husband says, "they are as clean as creek water gets 'em!"

The man then goes to the restroom and sees the disgusting toilet bowl, he comes back saying, "do you ever clean around here?" The husband again says, "that's as clean as


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If 90210 is the zip code for the old Fox TV show, what's the zip code for Dawson's Creek?

90108

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If the ZIP code for Beverly Hills is 90210, what's the ZIP code for Dawson's Creek?

90108

(for our lives to be over)

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We all know the zip code to Beverly Hills, its 90210. But do you remember the one for Dawsons Creek?

It’s 90108 (for our lives to be over)

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I went to the largest campsite in germany

it was mein kampf by blitz creek

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Butte Creek beer slogan!

It dont taste shitty!

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When the moon hits your eye...

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
that's amore.

When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek
that's a moray.

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A bear and rabbit were by a creek...

A bear and rabbit were by a creek taking a shit. The bear asks the rabbit. "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur"? The rabbit says "no". The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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So I got pulled over on my way back from a weekend camping trip with a couple buddies....

my friends, Josh, Ryan, and I were already a little paranoid from the joint we just smoked, and the generous amount of party favours in the glove compartment did little to ease our anxiety.

As we were arguing over who should have put the drugs in a backpack in the trunk, I hear a tap on my window. A gorgeous blonde cop signals for me to open the window.

"Uh.. how


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The rabbit, the bear, and the wish granting frog (My first post, please be gentle)

A rabbit was sitting in the forest straining to expel the demons caused from a bad meal he had eaten the night before, when he heard a rustling in the bush not far from him. Knowing he was near the bottom of the food chain, he tried to hurry it up.

Just as the rabbit finished his business, a bear stuck his head through the bush and immediately saw him. Both of them were off like l


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Franks sees Bob down by the water fishing one afternoon...

Frank: "Hey Bob, what are you doing down here?"
Bob: "Just fishing, you know how much I like to fish."
Frank: "Didn't you get married today?"
Bob: "Sure did, she's a keeper, couldn't be happier."
Frank: "Well, uh... not to get too personal, but shouldn't you be with your wife, uh, consummating the marriage?


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If you're swimming in a creek and an eel bites your cheek......

That's a [Moray.](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/772/71e.jpg)

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If you're swimming in a creek and an eel bites your cheek......

That's a [Moray.](http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/234/772/71e.jpg)

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Cletus and Ricky make a bet.

Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the creek as he spots Ricky walking towards him with a large bag over his shoulder. Cletus asks Ricky "what's in the bag?" Ricky replies that its a bag full of chickens. Cletus, hungry and with no fish to fry, asks Ricky "Say, how about if I guess how many chickens you got in the bag, you let me have one of 'em?" Ricky te


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Australian joke

Ever noticed how Australians descriptively name their animals? One day I was out bush walking in a guided tour. Dave-o the tour guide was pointing out the animals, "There's a laughing kookaburra" he said pointing up a tree. "There's a jumping kangaroo, mate!" he exclaimed as he peered through the bush. At lunch time we sat along a creek line when he jumped up in shock


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80 year old man visits the doctor.

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I even have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid


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