So I was getting head from my wife while I was playing Assassin's Creed, when she suddenly stopped... Me: Why'd you stop??
What was the electrician's favorite Creed song?
With Ohm's Wide Open
So Ubisoft are giving away the French Assassin's Creed game because of the Notre Dame fire...
I guess you could say it's a fire sale.
Only good thing with Norte-Dame Cathedral burning
Ubisoft gives Assassin's creed unity for free
Somebody asked me about my thoughts on Assassins Creed III...
I told him that it’s a pretty revolutionary game.
What Assassin's Creed game does every Republican hate?
Why didn't Donald Trump recite the Apostles Creed?
He prefers the Apostles Ivan Drago.
Saw Creed II the other day
I say it’s a mostly solid movie. But it’s was a bit rocky in some parts more than others
What do you call 2 donkeys boxing
America is a lot like Creed
Pretty decent band but our frontman is a jackass
Three friends decided to go on a three day excursion into the jungle...
On the second day, Joey and Sam woke to find their friend, Creed, had disappeared. Knowing that he was a heavy sleeper and was prone to sleep walking, they quickly packed up to go find him.
They stumbled upon a remote village who welcomed them with open arms, fed them, and threw a three day festival at their arrival. The men were so enamored with the village’s hospitality, they
Tasteless Stephen King Joke
When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage.
I can't believe we're still having this argument over Merry ChristmasHappy Holidays. I had a really simple system when I worked at the gas station. If somebody had Christian imagery (crucifix, Jesus fish on the car, Creed shirt) I would say "Merry Christmas". If they paid with coupons, I would say
Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?
Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection.
Random person on the street to Scott Stapp: "Hey, aren't you the lead singer of Creed?"
Stapp: "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."
Creed front man, Scott Stapp, is now broke and living in a Holiday Inn.
If you would have told me 10 years ago that Creed's lead singer, Scott Stapp, would be broke and living in a Holiday Inn in 10 years....I would have said to you "Its going to take 10 years?"
Creed front-man Chris Stapp is broke and living in a Holiday Inn...
Look on the bright side Chris, this is proof there is a god!
When returning assassin's creed black flag at gamestop.
I walk in to return a used copy of assassin's creed at gamestop that I had purchased 5 days prior.The guy working at the time says to me "so is there a reason you're returning this" I say "well I just thought it was aaaarrrrrriggght" he looked me straight in the eye didn't even smile and said " alright here is your money back on a gift card have a good one.
I'm not saying...
Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag?
They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.