Creed

Jokes

So I was getting head from my wife while I was playing Assassin's Creed, when she suddenly stopped... Me: Why'd you stop??

Her: Ubisoft.

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What was the electrician's favorite Creed song?

With Ohm's Wide Open

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So Ubisoft are giving away the French Assassin's Creed game because of the Notre Dame fire...

I guess you could say it's a fire sale.

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Only good thing with Norte-Dame Cathedral burning

Ubisoft gives Assassin's creed unity for free

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Somebody asked me about my thoughts on Assassins Creed III...

I told him that it’s a pretty revolutionary game.

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What Assassin's Creed game does every Republican hate?

Black Fag

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Why didn't Donald Trump recite the Apostles Creed?

He prefers the Apostles Ivan Drago.

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Saw Creed II the other day

I say it’s a mostly solid movie. But it’s was a bit rocky in some parts more than others

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What do you call 2 donkeys boxing

Assassins creed

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America is a lot like Creed

Pretty decent band but our frontman is a jackass

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Three friends decided to go on a three day excursion into the jungle...

On the second day, Joey and Sam woke to find their friend, Creed, had disappeared. Knowing that he was a heavy sleeper and was prone to sleep walking, they quickly packed up to go find him.

They stumbled upon a remote village who welcomed them with open arms, fed them, and threw a three day festival at their arrival. The men were so enamored with the village’s hospitality, they


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Tasteless Stephen King Joke

When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage.

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I can't believe we're still having this argument over Merry ChristmasHappy Holidays. I had a really simple system when I worked at the gas station. If somebody had Christian imagery (crucifix, Jesus fish on the car, Creed shirt) I would say "Merry Christmas". If they paid with coupons, I would say

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Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed?

Because Ubisoft

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Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection.

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Random person on the street to Scott Stapp: "Hey, aren't you the lead singer of Creed?"

Stapp: "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

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Creed front man, Scott Stapp, is now broke and living in a Holiday Inn.

If you would have told me 10 years ago that Creed's lead singer, Scott Stapp, would be broke and living in a Holiday Inn in 10 years....I would have said to you "Its going to take 10 years?"

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Creed front-man Chris Stapp is broke and living in a Holiday Inn...

Look on the bright side Chris, this is proof there is a god!

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When returning assassin's creed black flag at gamestop.

I walk in to return a used copy of assassin's creed at gamestop that I had purchased 5 days prior.The guy working at the time says to me "so is there a reason you're returning this" I say "well I just thought it was aaaarrrrrriggght" he looked me straight in the eye didn't even smile and said " alright here is your money back on a gift card have a good one.


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I'm not saying...

Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.

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Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag?

They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.

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