Crave

Jokes

Its really amazing how many women on the internet are craving the British Broadcasting Channel (BBC)

They just crave it!

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Men crave meat for protein. Women need abortions to live.

Truce?

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My dick.

Yeah... I know, I said it was long but... every guy lies a little, right?

uh... mods? MODS? ADD THE LONG TAG PLEASE.

I crave your validation.

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There are two types of people in this world,

those who crave closure,

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Why so many people crave for software updates?

They need a fix.

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Did you know there is a new epidemic that makes people crave for Star Wars so badly they could die?

It's called starwartion.

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What does a redneck crave for when its time for the sun to set?

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A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"

The wife asks, "How does he know you?"

Jim says, "Oh dear, I play football with him."

Inside the Bartender Says, "The Usual, Jim?"

Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, He's on the Darts team."

Next a stripper Says, &quo


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Why are people supporting Donald Trump?

Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes.

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What did the gay Zombie crave?

BRIANS.

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What did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie?

traaaiins...

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What does a Nymphomaniac Mermaid crave for?

"Seamen"

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Jim....you rascal.

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says, "Hi, Jim, how are you?"

The wife asks, "How does he know you?

Jim says, "Oh, honey, I play football with him."

Inside, the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?"

Jim says to wife, "Before you say anythin


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What do elderly zombies crave?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

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The Town's 90 year old Duan Juan is asked of his seducing methods...

"What's so special 'bout you that makes women 70 years younger than you crave your company, if ye know what I mean?"

"I honestly got no clue young man"-He answered, as he began to
slowly lick his own eyebrows.

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Whenever I see a "no smoking" sign...

I feel myself start to crave a cigarette, cause I'm addicted to being a rebel

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In honor of The Walking Dead returning, What do zombie cows crave?

Graaaains! GRAAAAINS!

[Also, I like to think it's zombie cows who are keeping the grass so nicely trimmed in The Walking Dead universe]

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What do vegetarian zombies crave?

**GRRRRAAAINNNNSSS!**

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What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

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