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me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes


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Crappy pun

me: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
human society: yes
me: I guess caps lock is awfully shifty.
human society:

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Being a bathroom attendant must be a crappy job

But at least in the men's room you're working for tips

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Bring a bathroom attendant must be a crappy job

But at least in the men's room you're working for tips

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Some friends discuss about why only women can be "sluts", and when men have Sex with different people, they're studs.

Then a man says: Look, when you have one key that fits im every lock, you have a master key.

But when you have a lock where every key fits in, you just have a crappy lock.

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Whats a skeletons favourite instrument?

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Crappy Joke

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?

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They each got 6 months

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Confucius say...

Confucius say woman who eat fortune cookie without first opening it will have pretty crappy fortune.

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What's the worst part about reposting crappy jokes on reddit?

Trying to figure out to do with all that sweet sweet karma.

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I would tell you a joke about stool...

It's pretty crappy though.

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I would tell you a joke a stool...

It's pretty crappy though.

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I went to a Poop Concert...

It was crappy

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Three blondes walk into a bar

Two walked away fine, the third got a concussion
(I'm aware this is a crappy joke)
😂

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My neighbor rang my doorbell at 5 am..

Luckily I was still up posting crappy reposted jokes.

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I drank civet coffee for the first time!

Honestly, it tasted pretty crappy.

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Life is like a chicken ladder

Short and crappy.

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A crappy day....

It’s a crappy day when you can’t trust a fart....

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Confucius Says:

Man who drops watch in toilet is bound to have a crappy time

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Crappy pun

ME: you know how sometimes caps lock locks you out of a website ,because you forgot to turn it off when typing the password
HUMAN SOCIETY: yes


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Apparently taking too much Viagra can affect your IQ and cause aggressive behavior.

But the fuck I care about some crappy Apple products anyways, I don’t even have one!!!!!!!

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Apparently taking too much Viagra can affect your IQ and cause aggressive behavior.

But the fuck I care about some crappy Apple products anyways

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If Someone Returned A Nickel To Me Every Time I Heard Crappy Music...

I'd have Nickelback

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Whats the worst part about clickbait joke titles?

Crappy punch lines like this.

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Can a crappy dinosaur joke get a laugh?

You bet Jurassican.

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I was staying in a crappy motel. In the middle of the night a beautiful woman woke me up by pounding on the door and begging me to open it. I felt so bad...

... that I decided to let her out.

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You are Getting Old

**Your favorite**

***genre*** **of music**

**is over**

**when you have a CD**

**only for the cover art**

**and not**

**the crappy music**

**inside**

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Lawyer joke from my 8 year old

What do you call a crappy lawyer?


An a-turd-ney

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I went to a pretty crappy zoo once. They only had one dog

It was a shitzoo

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My dad just told me his favourite WWII joke and told him I'd share it

During the war in a concentration camp the POWs were made to line up. The first person would say; "Tik" then the person behind him would need to respond with; "Tok" So they did.

It went
"Tik, Tok, tik, Tok, Tik" until the man behind him also said "tik", this made the German officer mad who marched up to him, looked him dead in the eye an


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So my dad just told me a joke I haven't heard before about the second world war

During the war in a concentration camp the POWs were made to line up. The first person would say; "Tik" then the person behind him would need to respond with; "Tok" So they did.

It went
"Tik, Tok, tik, Tok, Tik" until the man behind him also said "tik", this made the German officer mad who marched up to him, looked him dead in the eye an


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Why does it always take people so long to tell a crappy joke?

They're gestating the obvious!

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Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?

Crappy assphalt, toilet paper got stuck in a crack.

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My wife always complains I buy crappy Christmas gifts. So I got her a Tourettes Alarm clock.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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Real men never tell jokes about anal

Because crappy jokes are a pain in the ass

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I bought some crappy shoes from a drug dealer today.

After that I was really trippin.

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I got a joke

Jake Paul’s boxing career:3
Yep this was a crappy joke, I’ll admit that.

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My cousin jumped off a hospital.

His summer was crappy. But he had a great fall.

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A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap?

"Because this stupid parrot keeps reposting crappy jokes" said the pet store employee.

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Batman was tired of having to buy crappy expensive razors from the local store so he left his job and started the simplest company ever.

Arkham’s Razors.

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A man walked into a few bars

“I’ll have a pint of vodka, please.”

“Sorry, I can’t give any to you.”

“Why, are you out?”

“No”

“Then why can’t I have some vodka?”

“You’re in a holding cell, not a bar.”










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I have a father in law

He’s a really crappy lawyer though..

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My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice....

My regular Indian taxi driver picked me up whilst singing along his crappy Punjabi music at the top of his voice.

He smiled when I pulled out my set of new earplugs.

"Looks like you came prepared this time", he said while laughing.

I smiled back at him and replied, "Yes", as I put them up my nostrils.


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I thought of a joke while on the toilet, so I thought I'd share.

Sadly I forgot what the joke was. Not like it matters, it was a crappy joke anyway.

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Did you know my mobile phone is crappy?

The other day I turned plane mode on, threwed it out the window and it fell off and it broke!

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So you have been a martyr all your life...

You gave the wife whatever she wanted. The kids were well fed and sent to good schools and you were always there whenever they needed you. You never once asked for something just for yourself.

And now; The wife drives around in a new car and doesn't respect you and the kids never lend a hand when you are desperate for just a little help.

Now you are old and drive aro


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After just 1 year I've had enough of my crappy job so today I put in my notice...

...Told them I would be retiring in 19 years and not a day later!

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My watch fell into the toilet.

I'm having a real crappy time now.

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I'm a 25 year old virgin and I'm hoping that this is the year I get laid. My dad said he'd buy me an escort...

It's nice of him, but to be honest I don't see how a crappy old Ford is gonna help.

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A reporter once interviewed a chicken..

A reporter once interviewed a chicken.

Reporter: Hello Sir. What's your name?
Cluckton: Cluckton.
Reporter: Well hello Mr Cluckton. May I ask you, what were you doing just now?
Cluckton: Crossing the road.
Reporter: Why were you crossing the road? There is nothing worthwhile on this side of the road.
Cluckton: Well I always asked my grandparents and


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My newsfeed was clogged yesterday with crappy posts.

It seemed like everybody and their mother was posting.

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