Crapper

Jokes

I was taking a crap in the office restroom when the power went out

In pitch black darkness, I proceeded to wipe, wash my hands, and returned to my station, just in time for power to come back.

Upon arriving, I asked my workmate in the next cubicle "Do you know how a blind man in the crapper knows when he's done wiping?"

"No"

"Me neither"

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I bought a perfume called Ancient Crapper

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I can't believe no one liked my Elvis impersonation

Personally, I think that having a drug overdose on the crapper was spot on.

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What do you call a fancy toilet?

A dapper crapper

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Why is a Toilet Called a John?

The toilet is sometimes called a John because it was first designed by John Harrington. The later, more modern version was designed by Thomas Crapper.

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