I was taking a crap in the office restroom when the power went out
In pitch black darkness, I proceeded to wipe, wash my hands, and returned to my station, just in time for power to come back.
Upon arriving, I asked my workmate in the next cubicle "Do you know how a blind man in the crapper knows when he's done wiping?"
I bought a perfume called Ancient Crapper
I can't believe no one liked my Elvis impersonation
Personally, I think that having a drug overdose on the crapper was spot on.
What do you call a fancy toilet?
A dapper crapper
Why is a Toilet Called a John?
The toilet is sometimes called a John because it was first designed by John Harrington. The later, more modern version was designed by Thomas Crapper.