Cramped

Jokes

A man married a beautiful woman

They had two kids together and also adopted a dog. Sadly, the relationship didn't last and they got a divorce. It wasn't a pretty one and the woman took the kids and the house and most of his stuff. All he had left was the dog. When he walked in to his new cramped apartment the dog looked up at the man and said..... "Rough"


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A foot and a penis are arguing over who has the hardest life

The foot explains his life is harder because he regularly gets shoved in a dark, smelly, cramped environment.
 

The penis responds *”Cry me a river, I too get shoved in a dark, smelly cramped environment, but they don’t stick a plastic bag over your head and make you do press ups till you’re sick..!”*


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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 2 but it's a bit cramped

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Im getting cramped, why dont you get on top and ride me for sometime ?

She : “ i guess this is the first time you are raping someone “.

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3 red necks were cramming in 1 bed

Red neck 1: Dern tootin! We're cramped up here, ya'll needs to sleep on the floor.

Red neck 2 and 3: Alrighty!

Red neck 1: We're snug as a bug, you can now get back up.

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A sweatshop story

An executive in the textile industry visits the developing country where the company’s clothing is produced. He takes a tour of the “factory” and sees hundreds of rows of poor, unfortunate souls slaving away, sewing shirts and pants. The executive says, “I can’t believe this. The company is basically running a sweatshop here.” He approaches one individual who is


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Three really fat girls were cramped under one umbrella. Why didn't any of them get wet?

It wasn't raining.

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