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The 10 Commandments are a Joke

Worship God: Lucifer

Do not Steal: Adam

Do not commit Adulterery: Abraham (Rape: bonus)

Do not Murder: Moses

Do not Covet: Solomon

Honor your Father and Mother: Jesus

Dont use Graven Images: Cross Christians

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God decides to spread his word

so he goes around the nations. He gets to the americans and tries to give a commandment to an american he meets.
God: "Can I intrest you in a commandment?"
American: "What does it say?"
God: "Thou shalt not kill."
American: "In USA we kill to settle disputes. Murder, execution; that's how we roll. No thanks!"

God dec


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I know the Bible says not to "covet thy neighbor's wife"

But it doesn't say a damn thing about coveting thy neighbor's husband, especially his hot sweet fuckin asshole!

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How do you steal something you really want?

Covet operations

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Thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife

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They say not to covet

which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac.

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Ten Commandments

God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: "God has sent me to deliver his commandments", says the angel. "Give us an example", say the Germans "Thou shall not covet your neighbours land" "Begone!!!", say the Germans
Next the angel goes the France. They too want an example. "Thou sh


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Some of the 10 commandments are easy to follow, you know...dont steal...dont kill, but the one that really gets me is...

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