The 10 Commandments are a Joke
Worship God: Lucifer
Do not Steal: Adam
Do not commit Adulterery: Abraham (Rape: bonus)
Do not Murder: Moses
Do not Covet: Solomon
Honor your Father and Mother: Jesus
Dont use Graven Images: Cross Christians
God decides to spread his word
so he goes around the nations. He gets to the americans and tries to give a commandment to an american he meets.
God: "Can I intrest you in a commandment?"
American: "What does it say?"
God: "Thou shalt not kill."
American: "In USA we kill to settle disputes. Murder, execution; that's how we roll. No thanks!"
I know the Bible says not to "covet thy neighbor's wife"
But it doesn't say a damn thing about coveting thy neighbor's husband, especially his hot sweet fuckin asshole!
How do you steal something you really want?
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours wife
They say not to covet
which isn't too difficult as a kleptomaniac.
God sends his angel to Earth to deliver his Commandments to the people. First the angel visited the Germans: "God has sent me to deliver his commandments", says the angel. "Give us an example", say the Germans "Thou shall not covet your neighbours land" "Begone!!!", say the Germans
Next the angel goes the France. They too want an example. "Thou sh
Some of the 10 commandments are easy to follow, you know...dont steal...dont kill, but the one that really gets me is...