Covert

Jokes

What do you call conspicuous policemen on a stealth mission?



Over cops on covert ops.

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Covert Russian Cameras Discovered In High Profile US Officials' Restroom Facilities

The cameras were disassembled, and found to be of Russian origin. Upon further investigation, they are found to be part of a Russian espionage/blackmail program, codenamed 'Operation VCUP'.

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Where Omarosa stashed her covert voice recorders? In her unusually large vagina. Why it accidentally got turned off?

Because someone she talked to was in a habit of grabbing pussies pp

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I recently drove through the town of Covert, New York on a road trip.

I didn't notice.

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So I'm taking a Terrorism and Covert Politics class

Pretty sure I bombed the midterm.

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