Covenant

Jokes

What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?

It's birthday.

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Indiana Jones: "I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments."

Rick from Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 25 bucks."

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Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted.

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How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?

He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..

credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep

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