What is a Covenant Grunt's least favorite day?
Indiana Jones: "I present the Ark of the Covenant, sacred crypt of the Ten Commandments."
Rick from Pawn Stars: "Best I can do is 25 bucks."
Chuck Norris opened the Ark of the Covenant and kept his eyes open. The Ark melted.
How does master chief lure the covenant into his trap?
He master...baits... hue hue hue hue hue..
credit to my XBL party earlier and lack of sleep