My overweight girlfriend broke up with me to focus on her courier delivery services company

FatEx

I used to be a motorcycle courier...

Man those things are heavy..

What do you call an Indian delivery boy?

A courier

What do you call an Indian Fedex worker?

A courier.

What was old is new

A man living in ancient Egypt had a great idea for a business: he would pay couriers to deliver messages professionally inscribed on stone slabs to people all over the kingdom. For a small fee, people could have an important message written down and sent anywhere on the Nile. It swiftly took off as people enjoyed sharing their thoughts.

The problem was, delivering stone slabs was be

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TIFU on the first day of my courier job

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OP didn't deliver

Did you know that there is a bike courier service that delivers legal documents to children?

It is called Pedalfile.

The courier delivered only half of my grizzly outfit today...

So I choked him with my bear hands.

When CEO Of A Company Tried to Overreact

In a factory: A man standing on the
floor
and looking aimlessly......
CEO of that factory came and asked
his salary...
Man replied "5000 sir"
CEO took out his wallet and gave
15000 and told him...
"I pay people here to work and not to
waste time,
This is ur 3 months salary.
Now get out of here. Never come
back&q

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I had a great idea for a courier business, run by lesbians.

I'd call the company "Lickety Split Delivery".

Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian?

The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable.