Coup

Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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I used to own a henhouse

But the chickens staged a coup

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I used to own a hen house

But the chickens stage a coup

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?




If it had 5 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

(Heard this joke a month ago and I'm still laughing it's so dumb, so I had to share)

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Whats Mickey Mouses favorite type of car

A Mini Coupé

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Pig says oink, cow says moo. What does hostile takeover pigeon say?

Coup.

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I wasnt sure which car the chicken bought...

Turns out it was a coup

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Why cant a chicken coup have four doors?

Because then it’d be a chicken sedan!

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What do you call a group of babies attempting to overthrow the government?

A Coochie Coochie Coup

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Costco is Opening Their Own Chicken Farm vs America's Chicken Monopoly

Is this a war on chicken? Sounds like a real chicken coup.

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Hear about the pigeon uprising?

They’re planning a coup

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Why can a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

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How do you start a Revolution on a budget?

Using a Coup-on.

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Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a sedan.

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A poem and a joke

What do you call a

Stoned army that takes over

You call it high coup

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There are so many pigeons in major US cities

I wonder if they are planning a coup.

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Why can't pigeons have a military?

Because the risk of a coup is too high

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How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon?

They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"

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Did you hear about the baby revolution in South America?

It was a kitchie kitchie coup.

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What do you call it when white supremacists take over the government?

Coup klux klan

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What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?

One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.

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After the failed Nazi coup Rudolf Hess and Adolf Hitler became cellmates. While Hitler would write his book Hess would correct his mistakes.

That makes him the first grammar Nazi.

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Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?

It's called a pseudo-coup.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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There was a military coup in Turkey. Guess you could say there was a coup...

... in the coop.

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Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?

Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)

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Turkey coup

What's with all of this talk about a Turkey coup? I thought it was called a chicken coup

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Where do you keep your turkey

In a coup

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

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Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear

Did Greece help?

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupé

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What's all this I hear about the Turkeys getting out of the coup?

Can't really blame em, I suppose I would rebel too if I was going to get my head chopped off.

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What happened in Turkey yesterday wasn't really a coup

It was just a bunch of soldiers looking for Pokemons.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Military coup attempt in Turkey

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What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop.

A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.

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What do you call a Turkish military coup?

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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TIL: During a military coup

...most people just stand around and do nothing.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What sound does a Turkey make?

"coup coup"

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What did the turkey said to the military?

Coup, Coup....

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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Let's agree to call Turkey Pigeon from now on

It seems a more appropriate bird given all the coup-ing it does.

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There is no Turkey in the coop.

But there's a coup in Turkey.

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I've heard of chicken coops..

.. but never a turkey coup.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

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Why is everyone freaking out about a turkey coup?

We've been keeping chickens in them for years.

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