Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
I used to own a henhouse
But the chickens staged a coup
I used to own a hen house
But the chickens stage a coup
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
If it had 5 doors it would be a chicken sedan!
(Heard this joke a month ago and I'm still laughing it's so dumb, so I had to share)
Whats Mickey Mouses favorite type of car
A Mini Coupé
Pig says oink, cow says moo. What does hostile takeover pigeon say?
I wasnt sure which car the chicken bought...
Turns out it was a coup
Why cant a chicken coup have four doors?
Because then it’d be a chicken sedan!
What do you call a group of babies attempting to overthrow the government?
A Coochie Coochie Coup
Costco is Opening Their Own Chicken Farm vs America's Chicken Monopoly
Is this a war on chicken? Sounds like a real chicken coup.
Hear about the pigeon uprising?
They’re planning a coup
Why can a chicken coup only have 2 doors?
Because, if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
How do you start a Revolution on a budget?
Using a Coup-on.
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a sedan.
A poem and a joke
What do you call a
Stoned army that takes over
You call it high coup
There are so many pigeons in major US cities
I wonder if they are planning a coup.
Why can't pigeons have a military?
Because the risk of a coup is too high
How do you spot a revolutionary pigeon?
They're the ones walking around shouting "Coup! Coup!"
Did you hear about the baby revolution in South America?
It was a kitchie kitchie coup.
What do you call it when white supremacists take over the government?
Coup klux klan
What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?
One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.
After the failed Nazi coup Rudolf Hess and Adolf Hitler became cellmates. While Hitler would write his book Hess would correct his mistakes.
That makes him the first grammar Nazi.
Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku?
It's called a pseudo-coup.
What sound does a dying Turkey make?
Coup coup coup
There was a military coup in Turkey. Guess you could say there was a coup...
... in the coop.
Question: what's Erdogan's favorite puzzle game?
Answer: pseudo-coup (say it out loud)
What's with all of this talk about a Turkey coup? I thought it was called a chicken coup
Where do you keep your turkey
In a coup
What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?
The Coup Clucks Clan.
Coup attempt on Turkey from the rear
Did Greece help?
What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?
What's all this I hear about the Turkeys getting out of the coup?
Can't really blame em, I suppose I would rebel too if I was going to get my head chopped off.
What happened in Turkey yesterday wasn't really a coup
It was just a bunch of soldiers looking for Pokemons.
Where does a Turkey live?
Military coup attempt in Turkey
What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop.
A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.
What do you call a Turkish military coup?
Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?
One has a coo, the other has a coup
TIL: During a military coup
...most people just stand around and do nothing.
What sound does a turkey now make?
Why can't you have military coup in Russia?
Because in Russia the military coups you.
What sound does a Turkey make?
What did the turkey said to the military?
What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?
It staged a coup
Let's agree to call Turkey Pigeon from now on
It seems a more appropriate bird given all the coup-ing it does.
There is no Turkey in the coop.
But there's a coup in Turkey.
I've heard of chicken coops..
.. but never a turkey coup.
What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?
Why is everyone freaking out about a turkey coup?
We've been keeping chickens in them for years.