Corroborate

Jokes

Confession time...

I've got to be honest, and my fellow monks will corroborate my story. I have a fetish for major exceptions. I like big "But"s and I cannot lie. My other brothers can't deny.

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JUDGE: I understand you have a witness to corroborate your whereabouts?

JEHOVAH: *looks nervously over his shoulder*

*8 million people begin knocking on courtroom door*

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