Coon

Jokes

What do you call a black person in space?

A cotton picking nigger coon

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Coon Dog

I once had a coon dog who was really fast.

Unfortunately he died.

How’d he die you might ask.

Well one day he was chasing a coon up a tree. He was climbing and stopped so fast his asshole strangled him to death.

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Coon Dog

I once had a coon dog who was extremely fast.

Unfortunately he died.

He was chasing a raccoon when the coon stopped so fast his asshole went around the dogs neck and strangled him.

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Best Coon Dog

I had a coon dog that was really good at chasing animals. Unfortunately he passed away recently. While chasing a coon, he stopped so fast his asshole went up around his neck and strangled him.

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What do you call a half-black, half south-east-Asian businessman ?

A Thai coon

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NSFW Why did the Chicago Police Department replace their German Shepherd K-9 unit with coon dogs?

They didn’t have a problem with German’s

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Bill Cosby was obtained at the airport trying to fly to Mexico

He was stopped and the TSA said you can’t leave the country. Bill said my lawyer said I could go. They said no, he said you going to the can coon.

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TIL I learned that we shouldn't use the word "coon"

Apparently some niggers find it offensive.

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Tiger woods has

made so much money with all his endorsements, golfing, & investments. I guess you could say He has become a real
Thai-coon

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What does a cat call its black best friend?

Its Maine Coon.

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OJ Simpson said, "Let me grab my bathing suit and sunglasses."

I replied, "no no no, you misunderstood me. I said you're going to the Can... Coon."

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What did the valley girl say when a black guy asked for a BJ?

Ugh! Gag me with a coon!

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Disney were going to make a movie of the OJ trial.

It was called "The Lyin' Coon"

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What did the male coon say to the female coon?

nice rack!

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Good old family racism

what do you call the leader of the black panthers movement?

the maine coon

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What do you all a black Bugs Bunny?

A looney coon.

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