Conviction

Jokes

It's the remix to conviction

It's the remix to conviction

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Please put R. Kelly in prison

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Urine rollin down bodies

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Got every minor here wishin

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They could get up and run

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But Kelly got them drunk

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Hey did you hear about R. Kellys new song

It’s called “The Remix to Conviction”

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What did Cardinal Pell say when the Australian Judge asked why his conviction should be suppressed?

He whispered "it will be our little secret".

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Did you hear about the high profile conviction of a Cardinal in Australia?

Neither did I...

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My dad is terribly racist.

He has no conviction.

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After his recent conviction for rape, two schools stripped their honorary PhD's from Bill Cosby...

It's ok though, Michigan State just gave him another one.

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Make sure to dress extra provocative if you ever find yourself in a 5th attempt to overturn a criminal conviction

You'll definitely need that six appeal.

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I was in a job interview and the interviewer asked me if I'd ever had a drug conviction.

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What does a Grammar Nazi Judge do after the Conviction is handed down?

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Make sure to dress provocatively if you're ever granted a 5th chance to overturn your criminal conviction.

Because you definitely will need that six appeal.

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Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

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Did you hear the one about the woman who climaxed upon learning that her conviction was overturned?

She got off on a technicality.

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What men stand for...

Some men stand for truth and justice. Some men stand for honor and conviction. Some men stand for their God and moral grounds. Other men stand for their country. And some men stand in line to stuff dollar bills down a stripper's panties.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

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Why do Harlem trials never result in a conviction?

Because they always end up with a hung jury.

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