Convey

Jokes

I used to work at a zoo and ended up giving the most important message of my life one day:

One day a customer saw a sign saying "MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL" and it only showed him his reflection.

"Why is there a mirror and why does it just show me my own reflection?" he asked. I immediately understood his inability to understand the seemingly obvious reason. It made sense to me why someone would question me about a mirror being there, so I decided to convey t


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Every picture tells a story.

Particularly if you're to convey the meaning of the word picture as "movie".

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I like Stock Android emojis

I think they look just as good as the Apple emojis because I'm a fan of minimalism and as long as they look the same way and convey the same meaning, and if they aren't Samsung emojis, then all is good in the world.

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Lies have been around a long time. Historians were able to trace them back to one man.

The first man who used words to convey the size of his penis to another person

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