Conversion

Jokes

LGBT activist Jessica Yaniv was arrested in BC for brandishing a stun gun

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Eli5: "I once knew someone with narcolepsy, it's the craziest shit. One minute we'd be having a conversion, everything's fine. The next minute I'm having sex "

This joke from jeselnik's special, what does he imply?

Date rape? Or that he doesn't understand what narcolepsy is?

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When Mile Pence comes out of the closet.

It will be less shocking than his conversion therapy.

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When Mike Pence comes pit of the closet.

It will be less shocking than his conversion therapy.

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I graduated top of my class at gay conversion therapy

Everyone else wanted to be bottoms

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I took part in a conversion therapy test

Now I'm no longer attracted to my wife, her brother is really hot though.

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Why does Mike Pence support gay conversion therapy?

Because it's one of the only social gatherings his Mother lets him go to without her.

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What's the difference between a Conversion Camp and the Navy?

One tries to make the gays straight and the other tries to make the straits gay.

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I asked people if gay conversion camps ever worked

but nobody ever gave me a straight answer.

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Conversion

Sinead O’Connor has converted to Islam. Can’t help but think that’s the wrong religion for her. After all...


*looks to camera*


Nothing compares to Jew.

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This joke is based on events that happened a few decades ago.

I worked in a law firm, supporting people who dealt with Intellectual Property Law. In this case, it had to do with musical acts from the Sixties, contracts regarding royalties, that sort of thing. And since it was the ‘90s, computers were just becoming commonplace, but still incompatible with each other.

We used Mac with MS Word and used to get documents done in WordPerfect,


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Went to a Gay Conversion camp...

Learned how to have a fabulous time.

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My orthodontist decided to change its motto

“Conversion therapy that works”

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If I'm bi...

Do I get 50% off gay conversion therapy?

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A mother is upset at the priest

A boy's mother goes to the priest who's been conducting gay conversion therapy sessions on her son. She says, "I don't know what you're doing, but my son isn't getting better, he's getting worse! He's more perverted than when he started!". The priest says, "Well that's odd. We're halfway through his therapy!" The mom says, "Exac


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What did the boy say as he was leaving his third gay conversion session?

[deleted]

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What did the tho boy say as he was leaving his third gay conversion session?

[deleted]

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I'm halfway through my gay conversion therapy

But I'm barely getting bi.

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Mike Pence used to believe in gay conversion therapy.

But after realizing how much he loves kissing Trump's ass, he realized the therapy never worked.

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What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches?

an erection

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Why do wind turbines only have 3 blades?

As a blade moves, it creates a wake, like a boats wake, that disturbs the air around it. That wake can interfere with the efficiency of the next blade as it passes. So, it's a tradeoff situation for efficiency that factors in number of blades, blade speed, wind speed, and RPM to maximize the efficiency of energy conversion. This is also why how close the towers are to each other and how they


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Religious gay escort conversion

if some guys came out of the closet, left their conservative religious groups, started a gay escort service, and then were targeted by a federal gay conversion program, which the feds required the states to run, but for which no federal money was appropriated, should they call themselves the UnFundied ManDates?


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What do you name a combination Gay Conversion CampComa Ward?

Fruits & Vegetables.

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An American guy goes to a currency conversion shop...

...and notices the changing rates of the US dollar. He says to the clerk, "Wow...fluctuations..." The clerk angrily replies, "HEY! FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"

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