Constrictor

Jokes

Snakes are misunderstood

Constrictor snakes just want hugs and get carried away and then eat the evidence to stay out of snake prison because they AIN'T GOING BACK.

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My friend likes to hug people. But gradually, people started to keep their distance from him.

I just remembered, he's a boa constrictor.

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Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

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What were the last words of the explorer who discovered the Boa Constrictor?

"Can't...breathe..."

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