Snakes are misunderstood
Constrictor snakes just want hugs and get carried away and then eat the evidence to stay out of snake prison because they AIN'T GOING BACK.
My friend likes to hug people. But gradually, people started to keep their distance from him.
I just remembered, he's a boa constrictor.
Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.
One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.
What were the last words of the explorer who discovered the Boa Constrictor?