Console

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What's Fred Flintstone's favourite game console?

XRocks 360

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Whats a Communists favorite gaming console?

Nintendo Wii

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Which games console do religious women like to play on?

The nun-tendo wii

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I've invented a gaming console designed to help you summon Satan...

I'll call it the occult rift.

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My friend recently was recently thinking about going from from PC gaming to Console gaming. I told him it was time for the Switch

No pun Nintendo

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Whats a communists favorite game console?

The Wii.

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What is a French person's favorite console?

PS4

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What day of the week did the gamer get married to his retro games console?

Wednesday

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What does a Dutchman do when he's won the soccer world cup?

He turns off the game console and goes to sleep.

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How do you call a handheld console from Valve?

GabeBoy

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side.

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What do Michael Jackson and a game console have in common?

Both are made of plastic and little boys turn them on

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What do you call a fake gaming console?

Pretendo Switch

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Do you know how PC gamers always can beat console players if they play against each other?

They press the Win-key.

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What do you call it when you have a boner and you console your girlfriend?

Mourning wood

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Why did the console gamer cross the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Grandma and Grandpa are trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, has died.

“You know,” Grandma said, “it’s not so bad. Skipper’s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.” Susie stops crying and asks, “What would God want with a dead dog?”

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What's the difference between a video game console and a brony meetup?

One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.

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What's the difference between a video game console and a glue factory

One's a Sony Playstation and the other's a pony slaystation.

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A game console was arrested for piracy. However, the police discovered that he had actually committed another crime.

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Whats an abusive dads favorite gaming console?

The Switch

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I accidentally bought a broken Nintendo console

I had to get a Wiifund

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What is a cop's favorite game console?

A Polayce Station

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I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

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FBI open up!!!

So why did the games console get put on the FBI watch list?

Because it kept getting turned on by kids.

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Why did the console peasant faint in the art gallery?

Because there were too many frames

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Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side.

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I heard Nintendo and Soulja Boy are collaborating together on his new console.

It’s going to be called the “Watch Mii U”

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OC My wife is always joking...

Whenever she goes out without me she makes the joke that I'm glad to see her go because then my girlfriend can come over.

After awhile we decided that the joke wasn't appropriate anymore and she stopped telling it.

Today she is going out with a friend and asked if I wanted to go. I told her I had a few things to do around here.

"so your girlfri


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What is an integral transform's favorite gaming console?

LaPlaceStation 4

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What is Picasso's favorite gaming console?

Game cubism.

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Did you hear about the new steam based console?

Its called the “Nintendo Schvitz”

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Which game console can the entire population of French agree on using?

The Nintendo Oui^(TM).

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I love the new Nintendo console

I mean come on guys. Switch to it

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How many soulja boys does it take to make a soulja man?




A game console

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Soulja Boy may be facing 20 years in prison for selling a console with counterfeit games

It’ll be the first time a mumble rapper completes a sentence.

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Why did the console player cross the road?

To render the buildings

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PC has a joke for console

PC: Wanna hear a joke?

Console: Sure

PC: 144 FPS

Console: I don’t get it?

PC: I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PC has a joke for console

PC: Wanna hear a joke?

Console: Sure

PC: 144 FPS

Console: I don’t get it?

PC: I know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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What is a cops favorite video game console?

A Wii U!

They like it so much they make their cars sirens sound like it.... Wii u Wii u Wii u Wii u

Edit: its corny, but I tried.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got a games console stuck up my bum!

Doctor: Nintendo?

Patient: No, it was an accident

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What's the chicken's favourite gaming console?

The eggs' box.

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A game console is seen rushing to an emergency...

*WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU*

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Mobile-Update

Tablet-Update
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Gaming console- Update

Somehow I’m afraid to plug in the iron.

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What is the french people's favorite gaming console?

Wii

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Stupid joke

My favorite console is the pile of dog shit in my backyard. (It's my neighbors)

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Apparently they're getting the old band based on the 2006 Nintendo console back together

It's a Wii union

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Went out to Buy a new Nintendo console ...

Took it hoke and it didn'twork. Wal-Mart was cool. They SWITCHed it out with a working one.

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What is a jews favorite gaming console?

Auschwitz

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Why are console players bad at hunting games?

Their consoles can't render the models at far away

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