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Jokes

Why did the man never report that his credit card had been stolen?

Because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.

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A guy walks into a bar...

...and orders 5 shots. He drinks them and orders 4 shots. He drinks them too and orders 3 shots. He drinks those and now being considerably drunk orders 2 shots. After drinking those, he mumbles: "Well I'll be damned, the less I drink the more I'm wasted...".

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I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them...

...is considerably larger than the other two.

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