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The Golf Club

Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at Surbiton Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies stand in awe at the size of his manhood.

The first lady says, 'He is definitely not my husband.'

The second lady, gazes intently and says, 'He is not mine either.'


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A wife asks her husband, Honey, if I died, would you remarry?

“After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.”

“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”

“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”

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When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied. Jane explained to him what it was.



Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here." she said, pointing to her privates, "You must put it in here."

Tarzan rem


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Two boys head to a brothel

The first boy calls one of the ladies over and asked "How much?"

The lady replied with "£40, kid."

The two boys pooled together all of the money they had and found that they were short by a considerable amount. The second boy asks "What can we get for £2:80?" The lady just smacked their heads together and took the money.


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Garden of Eden

It was the day of the judgement and God was really happy with what USA has done in its short time on earth. In fact God was so happy that it decided to allow all the presidents and first ladies in the garden of Eden for eternal happiness.

And so one by all presidents and first ladies present and past started entering the majestic garden. All but one couple. Who you ask.

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When Jane first met Tarzan she was instantly attracted to him and she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he said."

Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here." she said, pointing to her privates, "Put it in here."


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When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied.




Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here." she said, pointing to her privates. "


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A Man Walks Up To A Woman At A Bar...

He flirts with her. He makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't going home with him.

The man says, "What if I gave you a million dollars to sleep with me?"

The woman gives his offer considerable thought and agrees.

The guy changes his mind and says, "How about a dollar?"

She's like, "what kind of woman


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Tarzan learns about sex

Jane always had a certain attraction to Tarzan. So during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

"Tarzan not know what is sex" he replied.

Jane then explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.

Stunned by his response, Jane said: "Tarzan you have it all wrong, you don�


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Tarzan learns about sex

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him.

And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

Tarzan not know sex he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified Jane said,Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you


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Big Dick

I used to have a husband who I called big Dick and for a very good reason too.

Anyway way he’s lost a considerable amount of weight since then and recently got a name change.

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Tarzans Wood NSFW

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex." he replied.

Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you h


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When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex. "Tarzan not know sex." he replied.


Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.

"Here." she said, pointing to her privates. "You must put


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Me Tarzan, you Jane...

When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.

"Tarzan not know sex." he replied.

Jane explained to him what it was.

Tarzan said, "Ohhh...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan, you


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Tarzan learns about sex

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him.

And during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex?

Tarzan not know sex he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said ....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.

Horrified Jane said,Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show yo


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Civil servant joke President Obama wants to know who's better: the CIA, the US Marine Corps, or the LAPD.

The President orders a single, clearly marked white rabbit to be released into the California redwood forests. Whichever service catches the rabbit wins the contest.

The CIA go first. They deploy surveillance drones, spy satellites and analysts to track down the target. The rabbit is small, however, hides well underneath bushes, and has an unremarkable heat signature, so the CIA fa


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So Michael J. Fox, Tiger Woods and Jamie Foxx run into Nicholas Cage at a charity event...

Everyone was charming and polite, and a considerable amount of money was raised. I believe it was for the benefit of suffering children.

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