Confront

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I have eurotophobia (fear of women genitalia) and my therapist tells me I should confront my fear more

But every time I try I always end up beating around the bush

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The Humble Tribs

A humble community of people, named the Tribs live at the foot of a mountain.

One day - after generations and generations of prosper at the foot of the mountain a monster appears at the top and tosses boulders down at the village - causing death, destruction and bewildering the Tribs.

The Trib hold a council meeting to discuss this new problem. After much deliberation t


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I noticed my friend Ted had been doing drugs a lot recently, so I decided to confront him

I said to Ted, "You're addicted" He said: "I'm not a dick, what do you mean"

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Whenever I try to confront my wife about blueballing me, she always cuts me off

I hate it that she never lets me finish

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My wife's sex toy collection is getting out of control but I don't think i can confront her...

The dick is stacked against me.

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I found out my friend has been stealing garden gates recently.

I don’t want to confront him though incase he takes offence.

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Rolling with the wifey

After a night out with her husband, she decides to finally confront him…

Wife: you're always talking behind my back and pushing me around!!

(husband face palms)

Husband: bitch, you're in a wheelchair!!!!!

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The city department of safety dispatched an inspector to an old mans home...

The old man had been starting fires on his property. When he arrived, the inspector saw the old man in front of a roaring fire and went to confront him.

Inspector: “You need a permit to start fires, sir.”

Old man: “Is that right? This is my property.”

Inspector: “It’s the law. I believe you were sent warnings against it aft


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Looking out of the window I saw a neighbour stealing my socks off the washing line

I was going to confront him but I got cold feet

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I had to confront a group of teenagers who were making fun of an Asian tourist...

I told them they were being ricists.

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The trick to getting a woman to have sex with you...

...is to confront her with a knife and your dick out and ask ¿Which one do you want inside?

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Old Man and Old Woman in Nursing Home.

An old man and an old woman live in a nursing home. Their spouses have died and they're lonely. After meeting each other, they begin dating. Because they're so old, they can't engage in sex anymore, but they like to just lie in bed, while the old woman holds the old man's penis.

This goes on for month, and then one day the old man stops coming around. The old w


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Whenever I confront the messy baker

I'm always walking on eggshells.

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Three soprano thugs confront a maestro in a dark alley...

The maestro holds his hands up and exclaims "I don't want any treble!"

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Getting surprised at the bar.

Me and a couple buddies went to the bar. We were just shooting the shit, when a girl came and sat diwn with us. We continued drinking and talking. Meanwhile, this girl kept rubbing my leg and grabbing my dick, obviously making me hard. During the entire night she kept doing that.
So, i take her back to my place and we get at it. After we'redone, she again, keeps grabbing my dick i fi


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Joseph Stalin is sitting in a bar...

...when Adolf Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte walk in, intending to confront Stalin. They walk right up behind him, but get cold feet and go home.

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