Confetti

Jokes

@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze...

it's like a little party on your face.

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A nun goes to the gynaecologist

"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil's doing?"

"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"

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What do you call a rapper that likes to party?

Confetti Wap

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Dad, can you buy me some confetti?

No, because then you throw them on the ground!

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Bo Burnham

My father told me recently that I act too gay on stage, and I said, "Really dad? Prove it!"
[Throws confetti]
For those of you listening, I threw confetti, flamboyantly
He said, "What about that joke where you throw confetti at the end of it?"
I said, "I haven't written that joke yet, cause it's based off of this conversation! Gottcha!&quo


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My granddad ate the confetti thrown at him out of sheer anger

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What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?

Confetti Wap.

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You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.

I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.

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Just ate a bunch of confetti...

Now I'm a party pooper.

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