@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze...
it's like a little party on your face.
A nun goes to the gynaecologist
"Doctor, in the morning I always find blue confetti in my panties. Is it the devil's doing?"
"No, sister. Just remove the stickers from the bananas"
What do you call a rapper that likes to party?
Dad, can you buy me some confetti?
No, because then you throw them on the ground!
My father told me recently that I act too gay on stage, and I said, "Really dad? Prove it!"
For those of you listening, I threw confetti, flamboyantly
He said, "What about that joke where you throw confetti at the end of it?"
I said, "I haven't written that joke yet, cause it's based off of this conversation! Gottcha!&quo
My granddad ate the confetti thrown at him out of sheer anger
What's a rapper's favorite birthday decoration?
You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC.
I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails.
Just ate a bunch of confetti...
Now I'm a party pooper.