If anyone is interested in a concert that only costs $0.45
It's 50 cent featuring Nickel Back
What does a bear eat at a concert?
I really should have listened to my father
I didn't know it was his final concert.
I brought my sister to an Oasis concert once
When they came on stage I shouted "Go Oasis!"
When I turned around, she was gone.
When you want a picture taken with a celebrity at a concert or event
just make sure you shave your head and wear a hospital gown, works for me every time.
What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 cent featuring nickel back.
Person1: man the concert was so fake all he did was lipsync
Person2: one might say the concert was STAGED
What concert costs just 45?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
The concert last night cost 45 cents
It was a 50 cents concert featuring Nickelback
I went to a soundgarden concert and ate a lot of food...
I guess you could say my stomaches a black hole sun
While at a concert
Canadian Guy At a Concert: "Sorry for bumping you there, yah?"
Me: "You do know that this is a mosh pit, right?"
What concert cost 45c?
50 Cent & Nickleback
What do you get when you pay $0.55 to see a 50 Cent concert?
A nickel back.
When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.
I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.
When I refused to buy her concert tickets for this weekend, my 15 year old daughter threatened to cry a river.
I had to remind her she's too self absorbed for that to be possible.
I saw barenaked ladies at a concert back in the 90's
I don't remember the band I went to go see though.
I went to a Poop Concert...
It was crappy
One of my friends is afraid of clowns...
...so I took him to a Twenty One Pilots concert.
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
What do you call two black people banging backstage of a rock concert?
Black in black
I went to a Foo Fighters concert the other day...
It was great to see My Hero, but man was it Everlong
The rock band and the old couple
A rock band made up of 3 young guys had a concert on a foreign city so they had to rent an apartament. An old couple happened to live at the floor below them.
It was around 8pm when the band started to practice and made really loud noises so the old man went upstairs knocked on the door and kindly asked them to keep the noise down. The boys answered : Today we're rehearsing for t
I misplaced Dwayne Johnsons cutting tool for the origami concert
I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Who's featured in a 45 cents concert ?
50 cents and nickelback
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
Why did the anti vax mom not take her teenage son to a concert?
She was afraid of the heavy metal.
Hitler was the biggest anti-vaxxer of his time...
He tried to get the entire Jewish population to concert to his “essential gasses”
I once paid $20 to go see Prince in concert.
But I partied like it was $19.99
I was enjoying the concert until the guitarist threw his feces at someone in the audience.
Then shit hit the fan.
A new emerging rock band is having its first concert
To be sure that everything goes perfectly the group's manager decides to invite a well known concert critic: If he decided to come and the concert went well, that would've been their occasion to take off in the world of music
Incredibly the critic accepts their offering and is present in his special seat during the big night
Every member is amazed by the incredi
What's the difference between a Metallica movie and a Ariana Grande concert film?
One's a Cunning Stunt...
Family scandals are like a music concert.
Always starts with the new stuff and ends with the old hits.
I heard that the Sting concert in downtown Chicago didn't sell many tickets
I guess black people don't like The Police
What do you get when you cross a metal concert and oral sex?
A whole lotta headbanging
A concert pianist makes mistakes during a performance
Over and over the renowned musician kept making little blunders here and there, and critics in the audience were very aware. After the recital, one commentator said, "no disrespect, but you played everything from memory and had quite a few slip-ups. Just having a bad night?"
Looking a little irked, the performer wiped sweat off their brow. "No," came the con
There was a full audience enjoying the music being performed by an orchestra in a grand concert hall, when all of the sudden the conductor clutched his chest and fell down stone dead.
The concert hall director rushed from back stage to the orchestra pit to see what he could do. After consulting with the various people in the orchestra pit, the director stepped up onto the stage to re
I was at a concert, and there was a handicapped soloist on the stage.
"Break a leg!" I shouted.
I took my son to a Michael Jackson concert.
We got backstage passes for a private pre-show with the man himself. We were both really excited, my son in particular because it was his first concert and backstage experience.
The next day my wife asked my son if he had a good time. My son told her that it was not what he expected and MJ left a bad taste in his mouth.
The Goo Goo Dolls and Lady Gaga are set to join forces in the musical event of the century! We'll see you all at the Gaga Goo Goo tour!
When is a Troll an Ogre?
When he stops to buy a Shrek mask on the way to the Smash Mouth concert
Why was the gassy composer kicked out of the concert hall?
He wrote his pieces in E Flatulence
What Concert Only Costs 45 Cents?
50 cent featuring nickelback
Did you hear about the family of squirrels that got lost coming home from the Eminem concert?
Turns out they forgot about drey.
My band is hosting a benefit concert for women with no legs.
The place will be crawling with pussy.
A man really has to pee at a concert
He walks into the restroom of the venue and stands in front of a urinal.
Suddenly he hears a weird sound and looks to his side. There hee sees another guy peeing but with two streams!
Intrigued. He asks how that's possible, two streams! The other guy looks up and explains he’s a veteran and by bad luck got a bullet through his manhood.
The man lets it
Im not sure you should have gone to that concert during our vacation in Europe, you lost your hearing for the rest of the trip! Are you sure it was worth it?
Deaf in Italy.
Why was the Japanese man sad after the Journey concert?
He couldn't stop bereaving.
What do you call a concert that costs 45 cents?
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
What has 50 legs and 42 teeth?
The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.