Concern

Jokes

A plant looked very unwell.

It had been raining all day and two plants were happily enjoying it all until one of them began looking bloated and unwell. Out of concern, the healthy plants asked "what happened?!".


Turns out, it simply was having a stoma ache.

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I dropped one of my anxiety seeds a while ago

It’s a growing concern

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How do you make a racist show concern for a black person's safety?

Tell them the black person just got hired with their natural hair.

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A bullet may have a name written on it

But a grenade simply says "to whom it may concern"

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A charity puts out an appeal for medical supplies...

The charity, Concern put out an appeal for medical supplies.

Unfortunately nobody at all came forward.

The charity remained surprisingly upbeat about it, later tweeting:
Therr is no gauze for Concern.

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Its surprising flat earthers are still using money.

You’d think they’d have concern over it making the world go round.

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I have put some flowers in the garden but they are not coming out

It is becoming a growing concern for me

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This happened a while back on my first day as the new manager at a bank. Surveying the floor, I noticed something peculiar at one particular teller's counter. Customers would walk up to him, have a short exchange, then crack up loudly and move onto another counter. After having observed this for some time, curiosity (and some concern) got the better of me - I walked over to the feller and ask


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How does a vampire start a letter?

Tomb it may concern...

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Notre Dame

New Break: There was some initial concern that Quasimodo had been lost in the blaze, fortunately, it has been revealed that he was in the Louvre at the time.

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A man is in an interview.

Interviewer: Do you speak any other languages, say Spanish?

Man: Yes, in fact I am fluent!

Interviewer: Sir, your sexual desires are no concern of mine - Please stick to the questions.

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Part 1. "Jesus wants to be in you." A comfort saying in church... Part 2. "Ever since Jesus come into my life... Part 3. "Jesus touched me in a personal way..

Part 1. A reason for concern in a Mexico Penitentiary.

Part 2. ... my lawn has been well maintained."

Part 3. ..then Juan tried to touch me. It was creepy. I'll never go to that Tijuana bar again."

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Part 1. "Jesus what's to come into you." A term of comfort in a church. Part 2. "Since Jesus has been in my life...



Part 1. A reason for concern in a Mexico Penitentiary.

Part 2. ... my lawn has been well maintained.

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What do you call a concern about a specific time you may have booked on Native American property?

A reservation reservation reservation.

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After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After I have sex with the wife, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."

The doctor could not find any explanation for this.

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns


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My ex once offered to do anal sex. I expressed to her my concern of it not being hygienic.

So she brushed her teeth.

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Antivaxxer concern

Antivaxxer mom: “Doctor, I don’t want to vaccinate my baby, what do you recommend?”

Doctor: “Don’t get to fond of him”

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Please answer everyone just keeps repeating the question. This is genuinely a concern of mine. Please respond if you have the answer this has haunted me for the past few years greatly and I just want to put my fears to rest. Where did the chicken go? Why? Please.

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With Christmas coming up, waist size is a big concern for my girlfriend.

She says if I get any fatter it's over.

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Icecream companies these days

They don't even follow regulations or have concern for consumer's health !!!

They have started adding Dihydrogen Monoxide to it for making it last longer

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Two Spanish cheeses are having an argument. One turns to the other and says, "Queso, what's the problem?"

That's nacho concern.

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Guns are like penises.

Their owners are more proud of them than they should be, size is usually concern over functionality, and it's generally a bad idea to wave them out in public, especially if there are children.

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How do vampires start their letters ?

“Tomb it may concern you..."

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A teenager's parents were going away for the weekend.

A teenager's parents and brother are going on a vacation for the weekend and the teenager decides to stay home. He asks his Mom, "what time are you leaving tomorrow?" To which the Mom replies, "Why does it concern you?"

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Then the teenager responds with. "I need a time to put on the invite."


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Whats a crips biggest health concern

High bloods pressure

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Whats a horses primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

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The zombies uprising is everybodys concern...

It's a grave matter.

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My main concern about the dead rising...

would be if Grandma is still going to cheat at Monopoly

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It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

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My parrot was just diagnosed with an STD.

Vet says he has Chirpees. He said there's no need for concern, because it's a Canarial disease, and it's tweetable.

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My dad said there's too much red, yellow and blue in my house.

That's not my primary concern right now.

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A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency. The social workers there raised doubts about their suitability.



The couple then produced photos of their 50-foot motor home,
which was clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.

The social workers then raised concerns about the education
a child would receive while in the couple's care.

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subject


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What do you call a risk or a negative implication related to The Large Hedron Collider?

A concern

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Little Sally came home from school one day with a smile on her face...

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied,

"No, salty."


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What's an Alt-Righter's biggest concern on Friday the 13th?

Having a black guy cross his path.

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A.I. is a key concern of all good world leaders.

Unfortunately, ours thinks it’s a steak sauce.

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So i thought i was good at math...

An old man at work today asked me if I was good at math, I answered yes. He then claimed that there was an imaginary fence of which a black rooster sat upon. He proceeded to ask me simple questions about this rooster;

Man: "how many feet are on the fence?"
Me: "2."
Man: "good, how many wings are on the fence?"
Me: "2."
M


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One night, a man comes home to his wife with what appears to be lipstick on his collar...

Absolutely furious, his wife demands an explanation.

"Woman, it's not what you think," he explains, "this isn't lipstick. For your information, I just did some friends a real favor."

Enticed, his wife tells him to elaborate.

"I just came back from a birthday party. The fools needed a clown, but no-one had clown money. So, I


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One night, a man comes home to his wife with what appears to be lipstick on his collar...

Absolutely furious, his wife demands an explanation.

"Woman, it's not what you think," he explains, "this isn't lipstick. For your information, I just did some friends a real favor."

Enticed, his wife tells him to elaborate.

"I just came back from a birthday party. The fools needed a clown, but no-one had clown money. So, I


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One night, a man comes home to his wife with what appears to be lipstick on his collar.

Absolutely furious, his wife demands an explanation.

"Woman, it's not what you think," he explains, "this isn't lipstick. For your information, I just did some friends a real favor."

Enticed, his wife tells him to elaborate.

"I just came back from a birthday party. The fools needed a clown, but no-one had clown money. So, I


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One night, a man comes home to his wife with what appears to be lipstick on his collar.....

Absolutely furious, his wife demands an explanation.

"Woman, it's not what you think," he explains, "this isn't lipstick. For your information, I just did some friends a real favor."

Enticed, his wife tells him to elaborate.

"I just came back from a birthday party. The fools needed a clown, but no-one had clown money. So, I


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One night, a man comes home to his wife with what appears to be lipstick on his collar...

Absolutely furious, his wife demands an explanation.

"Woman, it's not what you think," he explains, "this isn't lipstick. For your information, I just did some friends a real favor."

Enticed, his wife tells him to elaborate.

"I just came back from a birthday party. The fools needed a clown, but no-one had clown money. So, I


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My Sons 1 Concern

When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”

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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gal


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What is Bernie Sanders biggest health concern?

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Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people?

They're on a whole other dimension

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There's a new mosquito repellant for your clothes . .

. . and there is concern it may make you go blind.

It's called Jacket Off®

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The Republican frontrunner will be giving a speech today at a gas station about his concern for the oil market.

It will be Trump's Stump at the Pump.

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One of my friends has gotten so many DUI that he had to go to jail for a year. He's only concern was getting raped... so he didn't take a shower for the entire year.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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