I keep seeing in the news about lawmakers attempting to pass laws allowing teachers to concealed carry...
Math is hard enough for some students
Now they'll have to worry about Triggernometry as well?!
After an attempted murder a few weeks ago, I have kept a gun concealed in my pocket.
Since then, my attempted murders have been much more successful.
So I got my concealed carry permit yesterday
So I got my concealed carry gun permit yesterday and then went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small caliber pistol for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.” Making a mental note to complain about these new invasive gun control laws, I did as she instructed. After her hysterical shrieking subsided, I realized she was r
What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon?
Who has two thumbs and a concealed identity?
Why will you never see a politician at your Concealed Weapons Permit class?
Because people who purchase weapons legally are law abiding citizens.
Got another concealed carry pistol yesterday.
In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did
I always have to wear sleeveless shirts.
Concealed carry isn't legal for *these guns!*
I told my wife I need to sign up for concealed carry classes...
She asked me, "Why do you need to sign up for concealed carry classes?"
I told her, "It's getting cold outside, every time I put on a long sleeve shirt I am carrying two concealed guns."
She look at me and said, "Honey, marshmallow canons aren't real guns, you'll be fine."
An oldman runs into a pharmacy.
So this old guy has an appointment in a pharmacy.
He walks up to the pharmacist in the store and says, "have you ever seen a rat eat a used condom?"
The pharmacist confused replies, "sir, I don't understand the meaning of this, could I please help you with something pharmacy related?"
The old man apologizes to the pharmacist for his o