Comprehend

Jokes

Foxes can't comprehend transparent surfaces.

Firefox encountered a problem with Windows.

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A man has been living all of his life in confusion and unable to comprehend what the hell is going on around him. Desperate, he resolved to put himself out of misery by making a loop to hang himself. But no matter how many times he tries to put the loop on his neck, he always fails

He’s always out of the loop

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When I was young, the idea of having children before marriage was not something I could comprehend.

You could say that it was inconceivable.

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An amateur physicist was sucked into a black hole

Apparently, he didn't comprehend the gravity of the situation.

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If someone thinks something is simple, they'll call it "basic" even if the other finds it difficult to comprehend.

'Nuff said. Basic psychology.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the
complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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We should start taxing people who don't comprehend math or basic probability.

Nevermind. I forgot about the lottery.

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Some people tell me I have a superiority complex.

But it's actually pretty simple. They're just too dumb to comprehend it.

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

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A horse walks into a bar...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?". Now, the horse does not respond, because it is a horse. It does not understand English nor comprehend the man's shitty joke. Confused by its surroundings, the horse darts out of the bar knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food.

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UK rjokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of.

The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!

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