My wife always nags me about buying her flowers.
I normally comply until I realized she was basically asking for a bunch of genitals. That cheating bitch.
21 Savage will have to change his name to comply with the metric system
53.34 Savage sounds fitting.
I mailed my friend in London a box of cookies, and don't worry - they comply to all EU laws!
My work Xmas party has a Mexican theme this year
To comply with the theme, I will jump the fence and enter the party illegally.
I'm driving slowly down a quiet street with no one in sight.
I come up to a stop sign and slow down and it's quite obvious that there's no one remotely near the intersection because there's perfect visibility in all direction.
Just when I cross the intersection a motorcycle cop pops out from behind some bushes where he was hiding. Apparently there was a tiny gap in the brush he could spy through.
He comes up to my c
Long A successful man, working as a sales representative...
...in a large company, tells his boss one day, “If you want me to continue working for you, I need a 20% raise.
You have 24 hours to give me an answer.
I have four companies chasing me, so let me know your decision”.
The boss is alarmed. “In this recession, a 20 percent raise?
So many employees are being laid off, and so many others have seen a
Joke about the US Law system.
Had to remove it, people have threatened to sue me if I didn't comply