Me as a doctor...
“There was a complication so I replaced ur eye w/a mini magic 8 ball”
*shake his head. “All signs point to yes”
One day, a couple gave birth to twins but only one of them was alive.
The lady asked the doctor: “Why did only one of the twin lived”
The doctor replied that when she was pregnant there was a complication where there was only one umbilical cord available for the twins and they had to fight for it.
It was survival of the foetus(fittest)
My son was born without eyelids...
The Dr suggested a new procedure using his foreskin after circumcision to replace his missing lids. The only possible complication was that he would be a little cock-eyed.