I call my Thai ladyboy girlfriend Windows 10...
...Because she's Microsoft, full of bugs and has compatibility issues.
But she calls herself Jesus Christ... Because she's getting nailed anyway and she'll take me to heaven.
A man and woman get a divorce.
They go to the courthouse and the judge wants to hear why they want a divorce.
The woman starts and says that they are too compatible. She says how they like the same movies, music, sports, books, and hobbies.
The judge perplexed asks why this is grounds for divorce.
She says the compatibility is just too good that they even like the same men.