Compassionate

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Found the vegan.

You mean you found the logical, unselfish, non-self-righteous, compassionate, open minded, kinder human being?

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I try to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays,

because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.

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My ex gf would always say, "Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart".

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Doctors get a bad rap nowadays...

Doctors get a bad rap nowadays with the NHS losing so much funding, I always hear people complain about uninterested doctors rushing them through their appointment.

I recently had an amazing experience with my GP, I had an issue that required him examining my penis which I was so anxious about. But I was taken aback by how he dealt with the situation, he was kind, compassionate and ex


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I might not be the most compassionate, cooperative and enlightening person.

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Oldie but goodie

A young woman was walking along a deserted beach admiring the sunset when she noticed a lamp partially buried in the sand. She picked up the lamp and brushed the sand off. To her suprise a Genie appeared in front of her. The Genie said "You've got one wish, make it snappy" The young woman said "I thought Genies gave 3 wishes". "Not since the GFC, so what is your wish&


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The compassionate hitman

There was a hitman who was a sniper. His boss gave him a contract to kill a target. He told him to perch on a roof with his partner, scope, and snipe to out the target. So the sniper and his partner waited on the roof and the scoper noticed that the sniper started to get restless. The scoper said "Hey what's the matter with you, why are you so restless?" The sniper replied "I&#


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